Giving away a name color!

[roy]

Thread Title
Giving away a name color!

Prize name
Name Color

Requirements and other relevant information
Giving away a name color because well why not I suppose.
Just reply with the funniest joke or pun you know of so we all have something to laugh at, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away.
I'll be using the random number generator provided by random.org to select a winner.

The winner will be able to select which one of the four names colors they wish to have.

Good Luck everyone!

End date
Dec 4, 2018

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Dec 4, 2018

 

[Kraezler]

What green and flies....

Spoiler: Answer

Grass. I lied about the flying part

 

[LamerGamerYT]

I thought the ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[MarcusG]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says MOOOO!!

xD

 

[zRolo]

i cringed so hard scrolling down this thread.

 

[JC2]

My bank account balance

 

[Dies]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to give me the name color

 

[ejer]

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store.

 

[Luh]

Jesus.

 

[EatBones]

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
- Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Boom, I win

 

[Steampunk]

I Googled "how to start a wildfire".

I got 48,500 matches.

 

[Allocation]

*funny joke*

 

[Medzz]

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

 

[XMario]

"Insert funny joke here"

 

[Dies]

reported for stealing this from a youtube comment

Theres Nothing wrong with that... plus its not from a yt comment