Laughing? I gotchu.i know it's not the best account but it's free lol.
I'm doing this contest for reaching 100 ratings
once i hit 1000 ratings i will be giving away a 2013 minecon cape
Anyways who ever makes me laugh the most i will give the account to.
If it makes me shart my pants ill also give you the account sturdy
Also giving away 3 free builds any size
Giving away the account Anorexia
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A young boy was having a hard time in math and was getting very bad grades, so his parents switched him into a Catholic school. When his parents got his first report card, they were shocked. Their son miraculously had an A in math. The parents wondered what was going on, so they went to the son to ask him what sparked the sudden improvement. The son replied, "When I saw the man nailed to the plus sign on the wall, I knew they meant business!"[DOUBLEPOST=1446072950,1446072916][/DOUBLEPOST]
No offense intended I am Catholic myself.
That's nowhere close to funny
you have your opinions while I have mine
A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender asks, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "It drives me nuts."
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
That was worse than a knock knock joke...
To be able to make you laugh i would have to get you to know you better first but i will tell you a story that you might find interesting and heres a photo just for a little giggle xD
I remember after an airliner i was on encountered a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the
co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit, I call out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
I remember after an airliner i was on encountered a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the
co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit, I call out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
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