HIGHLY EXPERIENCED PROGRAMMER

[Noklon]

NOTE: the people who rated this funny are the 14 year olds that copy/paste buggy code. My work shows for itself these kids are jealous because they can only make plugins using a simply library like the Bukkit API
You are dealing with a highly experience programmer. From websites, applications(ios/android) to plugins and cores i do it all.

My skype is @Noklondevs

I'm only interested in doing BIG projects. Things like minigames or rpg core systems... If you want me to do anything for less then $50 dont even contact me. Just contact any of the 14 year olds here claiming to be highly experienced

My terms are 50% upfont and payments as progress is made. If you cant agree to that dont contact me

Make sure you have full documentation, the deadline and price for what ever it is you need made before contacting me!

 

[Noklon]

yup thats just your opinion. When you guys get scammed or receive laggy plugins from 14 year old devs. Fell free to contact me via skype @noklondevs

I will make all your ideas a reality

 

[Noklon]

I'm the guy you contact when the 14 year olds cant make you a plugin in time or are just to inexperienced to do the job. You want a basic plugin for cheap then youre better of contacting the 14 year olds

 

[HM04]

This guy deserves to be banned for being annoying.

 

[Paradise]

This has to stop. You will not get any sales without a public Portfolio. You will not get any sales without vouches. Why do you keep bringing up age? For all we know your a shitty 10 year old programmer who wants to sound "cool" by putting off other Developers. You will not get anywhere on this platform without doing the what everyone has recommended their. If you don't want to, than dont expect any sales. Find another platform.

 

[Noklon]

Whatever... When you guys are tired of not being able to find a dev to do advanced work you know who to contact(me)

 

[HM04]

Whatever... When you guys are tired of not being able to find a dev to do advanced work you know who to contact(me)

You probably can't even create a simple /help.

 

[Noklon]

You probably can't even create a simple /help.

I dont have time to make simple plugins. I only develop for mc server because its much more fun then making a forum website or some robot system. I can interact with my work and watch it be put to use to make amazing things. The only reason im here is to have fun making cool stuff. I'm not here to work 5 hours and only get paid $5 let the kids do that[DOUBLEPOST=1463370962][/DOUBLEPOST]

I wouldn't suggest going with this developer. He was rude several times, made me verify my identity and refused to show any code whatsoever. When he did show me ONE LINE of code after begging him, he sent me this

Lobby.getManager().Start();

This single line of code shows numerous faults that are likely to be found in other parts of his code. He's not only likely abusing static, he doesn't use proper naming conventions. He refused to send me any snippets more than that because I might I'd advise anyone who is thinking about using his services to consider other options.

a 14 year old dev or a programmer with 7 years experience. Hmm i wonder what would be the logical choice

 

[Noklon]

It's painfully obvious that you don't have 7 years of experience.

You havent seen any of my work so what are you talking about?

 

[Noklon]

that one line doesnt show any sign of inexperience the fuck?>

 

[Noklon]

It shows that you abuse static and that you use incorrect naming conventions. Both of those are common with beginners and are generally fixed as a developer becomes more experienced with the language.

No one line of code can only give you assumptions. The fact that you want to judge someones experience with one line of code without a full class or project is amusing

 

[Noklon]

I'm more than willing to re-evaluate if you had shown me a full class. Unfortunately you declined and sent me that horrendous sample of code. If you're going to send a line of code to a potential client, wouldn't you at least want to send the best that you have? Therefore I came to the easy conclusion that I've explained above.

When you skyped me i told you to send me the minigame documentaion and that it would be done in 2 days and testable the second day. Then you went on about how you wanted to see my code before sending any minigame documentation. Clearly you are a troll just like i told you in skype. Also just like i said in skype all of my work is obfuscated. You want source code then ask 14 year olds to dvelop for you and let them give you their source code. And i dont take evaluations from anyone. I work for myself and certainly couldnt care what you want to say about anything

 

[Noklon]

You don't work for yourself, you work for the people that are contracting you. Hence why you made this thread. I asked to see one class file so that I would know if you were a legitimate developer or not. So far you have proven to not be a very good one if at all. I'm not sure what obfuscation has to do with any of this but good for you I suppose?

If any potential clients take anything from this is that he's irrational and not somebody you would want to hire. While other developers might be "14 and incompetent", most of them will attempt to prove that they aren't. He doesn't even bother to prove that he is a legitimate developer. I do not suggest working with this user.

I called you out as a troll within the first couple minutes you messages me. And it just so turns out youre a troll. Of course i was rude to you because I knew you were a troll trying to waste my time