HIGHLY EXPERIENCED PROGRAMMER

[Noklon]

NOTE: the people who rated this funny are the 14 year olds that copy/paste buggy code. My work shows for itself these kids are jealous because they can only make plugins using a simply library like the Bukkit API
You are dealing with a highly experience programmer. From websites, applications(ios/android) to plugins and cores i do it all.

My skype is @Noklondevs

I'm only interested in doing BIG projects. Things like minigames or rpg core systems... If you want me to do anything for less then $50 dont even contact me. Just contact any of the 14 year olds here claiming to be highly experienced

My terms are 50% upfont and payments as progress is made. If you cant agree to that dont contact me

Make sure you have full documentation, the deadline and price for what ever it is you need made before contacting me!

 

[ogedi]

User displays telltale signs of terminal autism.
Added me to apply for one of my development positions then claims to have an associates and 7 years of experience, but refuses to show any proof. Later he then claimed to be hypixel's brother, which after knowing hypixel personally for about 4 years, I know this to be untrue. Completely random and seemingly unprofessional. Would advise anyone from working with him.

skype logs:
http://hastebin.com/zacuxavoxe.vhdl

 

[Noklon]

User displays telltale signs of terminal autism.
Added me to apply for one of my development positions then claims to have an associates and 7 years of experience, but refuses to show any proof. Later he then claimed to be hypixel's brother, which after knowing hypixel personally for about 4 years, I know this to be untrue. Completely random and seemingly unprofessional. Would advise anyone from working with him.

skype logs:
http://hastebin.com/zacuxavoxe.vhdl

Did you really have to post that trying to expose me. Well it's not like anyone online would believe hes my brother and that I have 28 million in my bank so its all good =p

 

[Noklon]

There is nothing really wrong with that mate.. Except "Start" but that's not static abuse at all. Don't try to teach someone the lesson here when you most likely don't know what you are talking about at all.

Anyway, this guy is a retard. DNDW.

Thanks for clarifying that TheLightMC clearly doesnt know jack about programming. Trying to rank someones experience with one line of code HAHA

 

[Guusz]

Wow this guy is so nice to me, like I would definitely come to him. Take a look at this skype chat:

This definitely proves he is a proper developer. I would have loved to get a snippet of his code though.

GLWS.

 

[Noklon]

Wow this guy is so nice to me, like I would definitely come to him. Take a look at this skype chat:

This definitely proves he is a proper developer. I would have loved to get a snippet of his code though.

GLWS.

You left out the part were my ad says only contact me if you have full documentation ready. You admitted you didnt have any documentation ready so i knew you were just a troll

 

[Noklon]

Looks like you don't know 'jack about programming' either, which retard capitilizes a method in Java? You are not programming C# or ++ mate.

Ohhh i didnt know capitals are a bad practice in java lmao GTFO

 

[Guusz]

Thanks for clarifying that TheLightMC clearly doesnt know jack about programming. Trying to rank someones experience with one line of code HAHA

Only with that line of code we can see that you don't know anything about Java conventions. It is enough to say your code is not perfomance-proof nor good. Please learn Java m8.

You left out the part were my ad says only contact me if you have full documentation ready. You admitted you didnt have any documentation ready so i knew you were just a troll

[11:35:38] Guus: My developer wants to know if you are a good dev
[11:35:45] NokLonDevs - Curtis: My ad said make sure you have full documentation before you ad me
[11:35:56] NokLonDevs - Curtis: you dont have full documentation

 

[Noklon]

Potential clients disregard all these bimbos. If you need something advanced done and you have FULL documentation ready then contact me on skype @noklondevs

 

[Guusz]

Ohhh i didnt know capitals are a bad practice in java lmao GTFO

Methods and objects should lowerCamelCase. We are not here in C#/C++ as the other guy just said. Please don't act as if you are a Java professional. I am not either, but I think I am just somewhat better than you (don't forget me being 13 years old. See age doesnt matter a single thing)

 

[Noklon]

Methods and objects should lowerCamelCase. We are not here in C#/C++ as the other guy just said. Please don't act as if you are a Java professional. I am not either, but I think I am just somewhat better than you (don't forget me being 13 years old. See age doesnt matter a single thing)

I'm used to capitals because Java isnt the only language im fluent in. I'm a programmer not a "java dev" like you kids here

 

[Noklon]

Is anyone else reading through this and feeling a mixture of cringe and confusion?

post some code for us to look at, it doesn't have to be massively functional, just proving you have a grasp of java at least, end your suffering.

i show my portfolio to people who contact me on skype. Its to big to post here and most people here are just looking to troll

 

[Noklon]

post some of it and stop the abuse then

i could care less about the "abuse" its just bumping my thread

 

[creeperbottom]

GG on the ban fam

Why Did he get banned?

 

[n0tzach]

Did you really have to post that trying to expose me. Well it's not like anyone online would believe hes my brother and that I have 28 million in my bank so its all good =p

GUYS HE HAS 28 MILLION IN HIS BANK.. LETS TRUST HIM! This whole thread has almost as much cringe as panpany...