Horribly Funny Halloween Jokes + Giveaway (OVER)

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

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Post your favorite horrible halloween jokes! I think this may be a good laugh!

Leave keywords "#RickyHalloween" with your joke ON THIS CURRENT THREAD to be entered in this (OVER).http://www.mc-market.org/threads/44350/
I will go ahead and start it out:

Q - Why could the ghost not have babies?
A - Because he had a hallow-weenie.

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Q - Why did the ghost not go to the halloween bash?
A - He had no-body to go with!

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[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

The sig pic's are broken

They seem to keep on breaking :I One moment.

 

[Stuarrt]

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream[DOUBLEPOST=1446056065,1446055941][/DOUBLEPOST]WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE
What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

#RickyHalloween
#BadHalloweenJokes2k15

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream[DOUBLEPOST=1446056065,1446055941][/DOUBLEPOST]WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE
What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

#RickyHalloween
#BadHalloweenJokes2k15

Entered.

 

[Jake]

What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
#RickyHalloween
#BadMemes2k15

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
#RickyHalloween
#BadMemes2k15

xD entered.

 

[Stuarrt]

Last one xD
What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

#RickyHalloween
#BestJoke
#Comedian
#NextKevinHart
#ObamaWuzHere

Entered.. antijokes lol

 

[nara~kavi]

ok nobody better have stolen my joke

Why did the ghost say boo?

Boocause he was a ghost! haha

#RickyHalloween

 

[montyburly]

why are man ghosts attracted to female ghosts

because they have BOObs!

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

why are man ghosts attracted to female ghosts

because they have BOObs!

#RickyHalloween

LOL entered.

 

[Wizard]

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween!!

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.[DOUBLEPOST=1446058816,1446058766][/DOUBLEPOST]Here's one more:
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

 

[Deep]

Why is Casper white?

Because Halloween is dark....

#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why is Casper white?

Because Halloween is dark....

#RickyHalloween

Hahah! Entered.

 

[kitcat]

Why did the skeleton get dumped by his girlfriend?
Because he had no guts.
#RickyHalloween

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Why did the skeleton get dumped by his girlfriend?
Because he had no guts.
#RickyHalloween

Love it lol! Entered!