How to annoy kids/stop people from insulting you!

[Keyser Soze]

Ever get tired of kids saying "rekt" or "u suck"? Now, you can easily annoy them/piss them off, while still maintaining your dignity! Just look at my examples of how you should react!

Kid: lol you're so bad
You: I didn't say I was good.

Kid: stfu kiddo
You: The words you use to insult tend to describe yourself.

Kid: lol u get zero pussy
You: And you don't? I'm saving mine for marriage.

See? It's easy! Now you try!

 

[Stephen]

Dick stuck in toaster!1!1!!1!!!!!one!! SEND HELP

 

[Adrenalize]

I want a to know how to piss them off when they say "rekt" or "ez kill"

 

[Keyser Soze]

I want a to know how to piss them off when they say "rekt" or "ez kill"

Just being a smartass can do the job. This goes for IRL bullying too. You just agree with their statement. Saying "Yep you rekt me" will do the job. They're looking for a reaction out of you, and agreeing with what they say catches them off guard and they give up on trying to get to you.