If you follow this simple guide, you too can become a blockgame entrepreneur and make an easy $25/month.
Step 1: Get a profile picture from Xyrise. You find her work here.
Step 2: Change your custom title on MCM to say “Entrepreneur”. If you can’t change it, that means you don’t have premium. If you don’t have premium, ask your parents to buy it for you.
Step 3: Start your own service team or join one. This is easy to do, because service teams are one of the most saturated markets, and any John Doe who runs one tends to believe that more team members will generate more sales.
PRO TIP: When doing Step 3, make sure your service team has LTD, LLC or Co. at the end of the name so it seems more professional, because in reality you’re not old enough to register a real business.
Step 4: Embellish your financial earnings and boast to other kids 14 to 16 years old on MCM and try and make them feel insecure.
If you follow these easy steps, you too can become an Entrepreneur.
DISCLAIMER: This post is satire. If you are genuinely offended by this and this hit too close to home, change your custom title lmfao why are you taking this so seriously
Step 1: Get a profile picture from Xyrise. You find her work here.
Step 2: Change your custom title on MCM to say “Entrepreneur”. If you can’t change it, that means you don’t have premium. If you don’t have premium, ask your parents to buy it for you.
Step 3: Start your own service team or join one. This is easy to do, because service teams are one of the most saturated markets, and any John Doe who runs one tends to believe that more team members will generate more sales.
PRO TIP: When doing Step 3, make sure your service team has LTD, LLC or Co. at the end of the name so it seems more professional, because in reality you’re not old enough to register a real business.
Step 4: Embellish your financial earnings and boast to other kids 14 to 16 years old on MCM and try and make them feel insecure.
Step 5 (optional): Use big vocabulary and proper grammar if you want to appear more mature for your age so you have a chance at being hired for a job, but then turned down when they find out you are only 14.
Step 6 (optional): End every forum post and reply like you’re sending a professional email. People will 100% take you more seriously and respect you for this.
Step 7 (optional): When describing your “profession”, use more adjectives. The more adjectives, the better.
Step 8 (optional): Reply to every thread posted in the same category that you work in. If you’re a Manager, make sure you reply to every other thread somebody else posts if they are also a Manager. Find stuff to nitpick and make them think you’re giving constructive-criticism.
Step 9 (optional): Take all of this very seriously. Treat this like you’re going to do this for the rest of your life. Never treat Minecraft business entrepreneurship like a joke.
Step 6 (optional): End every forum post and reply like you’re sending a professional email. People will 100% take you more seriously and respect you for this.
Step 7 (optional): When describing your “profession”, use more adjectives. The more adjectives, the better.
Step 8 (optional): Reply to every thread posted in the same category that you work in. If you’re a Manager, make sure you reply to every other thread somebody else posts if they are also a Manager. Find stuff to nitpick and make them think you’re giving constructive-criticism.
Step 9 (optional): Take all of this very seriously. Treat this like you’re going to do this for the rest of your life. Never treat Minecraft business entrepreneurship like a joke.
If you follow these easy steps, you too can become an Entrepreneur.
DISCLAIMER: This post is satire. If you are genuinely offended by this and this hit too close to home, change your custom title lmfao why are you taking this so seriously
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