How to be British.
Introduction.
The British are known to have posh accents, drink tea and biscuits and have everyone as their friend, but as some of you might know, this is not true at all. In the past few years, there has been a new group of people that roam the streets, they go by the name Road men.
The history of roadmen.
Before roadmen, there were chavs. Chavs have pretty much been extincted for the past couple years, but you some times see them round the back of council houses shooting up some heroin. They have been over frown by the roadmen, and they have officially took over dominating most of the uk.
Becoming a roadman.
As you might have seen, they're a lot of steps to being a roadmen so I'm going to have to break it down for you.
Clothing.As you might have seen, they're a lot of steps to being a roadmen so I'm going to have to break it down for you.
The usual outfit of a road man consists of, puffer jacket, pouch and a track suit. As new road men, you will tend to were real clothing but as you advance you will eventually move on to fake clothing such as adIdas track suit and a fike pouch. Roadmen generally carry many things in their pouch, it can be anything ranging from a weed to a shank. As a road man, you'll always need to ware your black hat. You can't go round wearing blue snapback, and calling your self a roadman because your not.. You must have a black hat with a rounded peak. Roadman will also wear Nike huaraches or air maxes. These are an essential part to being a roadman and they have to be black. If you aren't wearing a puffer jacket, you should be wearing a north face coat. It's essential to have all of the stated above other wise you can't be an official road man.
Music:
When you're a road man, you only listen to grime. This can be anything from Stormzy to little t. If you're a road man in high school, you're generally up to date with BGMedia (BlackPool Grime) which consists of people such as little t, Millie b, Sophie Aspin and Afghan Dan.
When you're on the streets, you need to act like you own the place. Whenever you go onto the bus, you must sit at the back on the top floor and play really loud grime music which literately no one else wants to hear. A lot of roadmen tend to sell drugs but when you're in high school it's normally cigarettes. Recently, a lot of people in schools have been the drug dealers of vapes... Like, they'll always be that one kid that rips open his bag and has like 10 different vape mods and is trying to sell you everything he can.
Terms.
Road men have a lot of terms, these terms are very hard to understand so I'm going to break them all down for you and put them in a sentence.Shank:
Shanks are basically knifes or a weapon they'll use to stab you with. Here's it in a sentence, "I'm going to shank you up."
Fam:
Fam is usually refereed to as family but in road men terms it's usally used to to refer to someone. For example, "I'm heading down the pound shop fam." It can also be used to say to someone you hate, such as "I'm going to shank your nan up fam."
Blud:
Blud comes from the worder brother or blood brother but in road man terms it's used to acknowledge someone. Here's an example of how the word can be used in a convosation and in a sentence to somone.
"Sup blud wagggwann?"
"How you blud?
"Safe blud."
Peng:
Peng is a term used to describe someone who's good looking.
"Blud, that girl is looking peng."
"She's proper peng."
Peak:
This word is used to describe a negative or bad situation.
"That's bare peak man."
"She broke up with you? That's peak man."
Mandem:
Group of people or friends.
"Someone link the mandem, out in merry hill."
Lit:
Lit is used to describe something that's fun or that you're having the time of your life.
"This party is lit fam."
Rave:
Something that's bad or negative.
"She cheated on him? That's rave man."
Allow it:
This basically means leave it or stop.
"Wanna go steal some condoms from the pound shop?"
"Nah blud, allow it, I can't be bothered, I'll just buy some."
Bait:
Snitch or call someone out.
"Bait out the biggest sket you know."
"This girl becky cheated, it was bare peak."
Gassed:
Exited or hyped about something.
"I was gassed about my new whip."
Whip:
Car.
"I was just driving in my whip, that shit crazy blud."
Vexed:
When you're annoyed, angry or unhappy about a situation. You might get this feeling when you're getting slapped by a chav in the tube, often followed by thoughts of "Where the fuck is my shank?"
"I'm proper vexed after last night, I lost my shank.
I hate that I have to say this every time, but this is obviously a joke so please don't take it seriously.
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