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Ever wondering on how to get an eGirl? Ever wanted some of that good ol' ePussy?
Well... I'm here to (kinda) help!
With this amazing step by step tutorial, you'll be swimming in ePussy!
Note: It will cost you some money.


Step #1: Get an OG ign, preferably 2 chars.

Step #2: Go on Hypixel's website, and buy that 2 char MVP+

Step #3: Go on Hypixel server, and type /teamspeak.

Step #4: Click the link you've received in-game, and then click the link on the website.

Step #5: Once you're in Teamspeak, make sure your 2 char is linked to your account, and give yourself an eBoy avatar (Picture on your Teamspeak user)

Step #6: Once it's linked, join every channel you're able to join, and look for eGirls.

Step #7: After you've spotted your prey, talk to them a little bit. Maybe about Minecraft, WW2, Obama care, whatever comes to mind.

Step #8: After that, ask them if they want to play some Bedwars, Skywars, or even Murder Mystery. (They will have to click on your Teamspeak name and view your avatar/IGN)

Step #9: After they ask you "That's a cool IGN, how'd you get it?" You say, "My friend gave it to me, he has more if you want one". They will most likely say "Omg really? Sure!"

Step #10: Once they want one, you get their Skype, Instagram, or whatever they use. May possibly even be ChristianMingle

Step #11: After you start talking to them, you slowly ignore the fact of the IGN, and start talking about them and what they do for fun etc.

Step #12: Once they feel open to talk to you, you then ask "Hey baby girl, wanna see dis dick?" They will 100% of the time say "Ew no wtf", BUT WAIT! That's a good thing, that means they aren't sluts.

Step #13: After you asked that, say "It was just a social experiment gone wrong and sexual in the Minecraft hood"

Step #14: Tell them you have a YouTube channel called "FouseyTube" where you fake all of your videos there. (eGirls love YouTubers)

Step #15: After you post the video with her reaction, talk to her more, don't blow her off.

Step #16: Try to get her Skype if you don't already have it, and ask her to cam. (She'll say yes)

Step #17: Whip out that dick and say "Didn't expect it to be this small hu babe"

Step #18: She'll say "Omg wanna see my dick too? It's not as big, but it's still a dick"

Step #19: You will then get weirded out by *her* having a dick, and end the call and block her.

Step #20: You will rethink life , go outside, get normal pussy, not ePussy.



Hope this easy step by step tutorial helped you!
If you would like to see more tutorials on things, just ask me below!

Have a good day,
- ePussy destroyer 21​
 
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Lmao at the beginning it was really cringe cause people normally does this then I liked the end.

It's hilarious that people eDate and not go out in the real world to get there dick sucked smfh.
That was the point :rofl:
 
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Why does no one rate this post "useful" Kappa
 
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