How to fix girls?

[Feelz]

My brain loses function when I talk to anyone in general I sound like a retarded monkey (idk 3 am words). So you are not alone friend

 

[Epic]

did you get a girl yet?

my advice: send a dick pic, that'll help you out /s

Not sure about the Dick picks, maybe something else who knows

 

[Mint]

What can we do to fix this generation?*

 

[Coco]

So I’ve sat around watching this thread for a little bit and I’ll say I’m honestly so disappointed with the responses that have gone down. If anything, the replies (next to a few genuinely chill ones.. Props to SSenile, Paradise, Eqoh, morganjp) in this thread could basically be labelled the reason why none of you guys will get a girlfriend anytime soon.

As most of you seem honestly inept to place some form of useful input, here’s a few responses from le females of this community. Kept them anon for privacy (trust game strong). I've tl'dr'ed the points so you don't need to read through the entire paragraphs.

You guys are disgusting. That’s the short way to put it- if you ever had some form of social interaction, I’d have hoped and imagined that you had some idea of respect. If you think flirting or attempting to pick up a stranger makes you cool, it really doesn’t. First thought? “He’s a dick.” “He’s picking / mocking me”. You really shouldn’t try those things unless you’re close with them. Treat them like a friend, find interests. Attempting to get in a relationship really shouldn’t be no. 1 priority. In that case, it’s rushed and not bound to last if that’s what you’re looking for. I can’t stress it enough but respect is probably what will get you places and is the foundation of anything solid. In short, don’t worry about a relationship. You find it just kind of slips in place when you make friends and interact. Y’all trying way too hard.

tl;dr:
- Don't flirt publicly to someone you don't know. Its creepy and disrespectful.
- A relationship shouldn't be your no. 1 priority. You'll find it just slips in place when you go out and socialise / make friends.
- Respect.
- You're trying too hard. Just chill.

The problem with this bloody generation is the whole ‘boys’ll be boys’ bullshit where they are allowed to get away with everything because they’re ‘boys’. They don’t learn the consequences of such and how to treat the other gender. We are not ‘objects’ of status or whatever, nor do we give a shit about the size of your genitalia (least, I don’t). You’re genetically born the way you are from the moment your mother popped you out, so who freaking cares about that bullshit when you as a person are severely lacking in the first place?

Point is, treat anyone like you would your best friend. Why would girls be any different from boys other than what society’s labelled us as from the moment we were born and learned of the different terms? Just going up to someone and intruding upon their personal space is already pretty damn creepy and invasive as is, especially if you’ve never talked to them before at all.

Be nice. Make friends. Maybe you and the other person have similar interests? Talk about that. Get to know the other person as an individual, talk to them with respect, gain their trust. Then, just ask the question. Be courteous and leave the conversation open ended. If it doesn’t go well, then that’s life. That was the other party’s decision. Respect their space and leave them be. Whatever happens afterward, happens.

The matter of this is consent - if we say no, we mean no.

Tl;dr - If you really want to prove yourself to a girl, be nice and respectful. That’s it. Also, be courteous of her space. Super important.

tl;dr:
- Social expectations. Please try to be better as a person and don't just do it because you can.
- A gender is a label.
- Treat anyone as you would your best friend, you'll find interests. Get to genuinely know them.
- Respect their space and decisions.
- If you really want to prove yourself to a girl, be nice and respectful. That’s it. Also, be courteous of her space. Super important.

What kind of screwed view do you guys have on women? What's so alluring with a dick pic? It's not beautiful to look at and quite frankly very awkward to receive. If you walk up to a woman and poke her on the chesticles, you'll most likely be kicked in the groin or she would've left before you even opened your foul mouth. If this is your kink, find someone consenting to it and don’t rape the first woman you find. If you did rape someone ( which is what you would be doing, no matter if they liked it or not, they couldn't consent to it due to being unconscious) you'd probably be looking at some pretty sweet jail time. Don't drop the soap, pal.


If you want a girlfriend / boyfriend, just be yourself and get out there. Being a rapist doesn't do the trick.

tl;dr:
- Dick pics are not hot.
- Don't pick a gal off the streets and please don't try anything whilst out there.
- If you want a girlfriend / boyfriend, just be yourself and get out there. Being a rapist doesn't do the trick.

There ya go kids. Now go outside and make friends.
With that said also, /lock.
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