How to respond to offensive Instagram comments from friends?

[Safdar]

So I got some friends commenting funny and offensive stuff on my posts, and ofc ik how to deal with them myself. But I'm looking to step up the game and be funnier with the hate comments.

If the comments were made by kids I wouldn't want to bother replying to, I'd straight up delete the comment or block them, or simply ignore. But i'd prefer messing around with my friends.

I'm talking about a comment "Gays" on a post with my cousin, where I've captioned "One of my favourite cousins!"

Shoot all those creative and mischievous replies ya'll! Thanks

 

[Leeiuum]

"no u"

 

[Norska]

"your mom", instant death

 

[Safdar]

"your mom", instant death

Too offensive

"no u"

Mehh, not really what i wanna go for

I was actually gonna reply "sorry im not gay, find someone else" or "ye we know ur gay"

 

[FredOnTheMic]

"your mom", instant death

mum*

 

[X8.]

"weird flex, but ok"

 

[Safdar]

"weird flex, but ok"

Mannnn thats gooooddddd :rofl::rofl: thankss

 

[X8.]

Mannnn thats gooooddddd :rofl::rofl: thankss

no problem lol

 

[X8.]

PM me for some offensive shit to say because I'm a toxic retard. You can never be "too offensive".

weird flex, but ok

 

[X8.]

You have a neg rep, you're not reputable. Stop talking to me, k thanks! :tup:

You have more neg reps than me, fat BOI