I’m buying death.

[Russia]

me & my fellow companion (pet) have been laughing all morning about me being able to hold death in my hand. i’m buying a king cobra and if you don’t know it’s one of the deadliest snakes in the world and i will be holding it in my hand therefore i can hold death. i’m definitely gonna be the edgiest kid on mcm due to the fact i literally wake up and dance with death. i don’t care about you pussies with your ball pythons. IM GETTING A KING COBRA. if you have a snake though or like snakes, reply and tell me what kind. if you don’t like snakes well you’re probably a loser because snakes are gr8. anyway, that’s about all i have to say and uh, i can bathe death whenever i feel like it so stay mad. smh.

 

[Cabal]

Sell me venom

Also, congrats on being so close to death!

 

[Russia]

Sell me venom

when it’s old enough i will.

 

[User]

ayyyy my boy coxay

also i don't have a snek but

 

[Ally]

Come move to Australia and go live on a farm, where the snakes are just begging to bite you this time of year! (If you don't maintain your grass they will literally bite... my dog got bitten, but killed one in our backyard - 3/4 of an acre - and was lucky enough to survive because of some quick thinking.)

Enjoy your snake. Not something I would have as a pet... but people have different likes/dislikes

 

[Russia]

Come move to Australia and go live on a farm, where the snakes are just begging to bite you this time of year! (If you don't maintain your grass they will literally bite... my dog got bitten, but killed one in our backyard - 3/4 of an acre - and was lucky enough to survive because of some quick thinking.)

Enjoy your snake. Not something I would have as a pet... but people have different likes/dislikes

i’ve always been tempted to move there as i love spiders and snakes which are pretty much hand n’ hand with Australia. i’ll definitely enjoy it, ive loved every snake i’ve owned although a king cobra is a huge leap. also, i’m glad your dog was able to survive.