I got $696969696, offer me something

[Slipe]

Sorta bored and whenever I am bored then I really like buying random stuff cause I'm stupid. Go ahead and offer me some random stuff.

What I am specifically requesting / looking for:
- profile pictures cuz im weird
- gift cards, idc any
- not successful online businesses
- suggestions cuz im dumb asf

What I am NOT looking for (cuz im not dumb):
- graphics, like profile pictures cuz i can make them myself
- loans like tf make ur own money im not wasting mine
- free stuff like tf sit down
- exchanging services cuz i dont exchange shiz
- those domain thingies
- like accounts... like... fr... who needs em...
- minecraft related stuff cuz i except to find non-minecraft-related-stuff-in-a-minecraft-related-website
- products that need to be shipped cuz i dont like buying stuff even tho im asking for them idk im dumb
- things that cannot be used specifically in AU... idk just tell me.

Important Notes:
- comment on the thread cuz cba to add u on disc
- if ur offering services then show portfolio too kthx

 

[Slipe]

ps. i also want to post this thread to flex with my money cuz i have so much kthx

 

[Tommy W]

bill gates.

 

[solo]

i can offer you sanity since you clearly lack it

 

[Thefluffypver]

Buy minecraft

 

[Slipe]

bill gates.

thats correct how may i help you

i can offer you sanity since you clearly lack it

ok

smh just throw some money at me man

ok whats ur paypal

Buy minecraft

ok

 

[Stax95]

Buy lots of nerf guns for no reason

 

[Matty]

Inspired by Lexxonist​

Sorta bored and whenever I am bored then I really like buying random stuff cause I'm stupid. Go ahead and offer me some random stuff.

What I am specifically requesting / looking for:
- profile pictures cuz im weird
- gift cards, idc any
- not successful online businesses
- suggestions cuz im dumb asf

What I am NOT looking for (cuz im not dumb):
- graphics, like profile pictures cuz i can make them myself
- loans like tf make ur own money im not wasting mine
- free stuff like tf sit down
- exchanging services cuz i dont exchange shiz
- those domain thingies
- like accounts... like... fr... who needs em...
- minecraft related stuff cuz i except to find non-minecraft-related-stuff-in-a-minecraft-related-website
- products that need to be shipped cuz i dont like buying stuff even tho im asking for them idk im dumb
- things that cannot be used specifically in AU... idk just tell me.

Important Notes:
- comment on the thread cuz cba to add u on disc
- if ur offering services then show portfolio too kthx

I can offer you like 5 steam accounts/CS:GO Skins/2k Instagram Account. I've got hella random stuff just shoot me a DM on here or discord

Matty.#9999

 

[Slipe]

give me 2.50$ to get premium )

Buy lots of nerf guns for no reason

useless if i alrdy got some

I can offer you like 5 steam accounts/CS:GO Skins/2k Instagram Account. I've got hella random stuff just shoot me a DM on here or discord

Matty.#9999

but i dont want accounts

 

[Matty]

useless if i alrdy got some


but i dont want accounts

Every order comes with a kiss tho. So it's a win win

 

[Slipe]

Every order comes with a kiss tho. So it's a win win

oh?

 

[Stax95]

I am speechless... I was just trying to make a joke but...

But u can buy one of those 2meters tall teddy bears

 

[Slipe]

whoops

REDACTED

oops, silly me

 

[Lexxonist]

(Message retracted: dispute resolved)