i hate poor people | my ego is bigger than my d... nvm

[Brazy]

btw mr Kylew if you are done with minecraft y do you have a minecwaft deddiwated forum ?

All these kids can give me their money, because without money, I am nothing. That's why I flaunt so hard about my money because I have girl issues, and hopefully I can replace my shitty personality with all this money.

This is a beautifully written piece of satire. You deserve a Pulitzer

I wrote it to the point where it's satire and truth, as the saying goes "There's always a little bit of truth in every joke."

 

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KYLEW????? DID YOU BUY AN UNBAN????

He soo rich he can buy website

 

[Brazy]

KYLEW????? DID YOU BUY AN UNBAN????

What you don't know is that I secretly own MC-Market, Mick is just the frontman for it.

 

[Max]

BEST THREAD EVER LOL

gonna make some memes on him when I get him yeet

I like u Brazy

 

[Marchi]

*thought i'd get this shitpost out of the way since im so hilarious, i am not the real kylew. this is a extremely satirical piece portraying as him. call me immature for doing all this extra shit, but shit's funny so... fuck it

Hi, I'm Kyle. I'm a 20 year old manchild that had my parents pay for everything, I love to show off how much money I have with every chance I get. I'm rich, but not to the point where I have just 100s like every other soundcloud rapper out there. I make sure I show off my earnings I get from lottery tickets because fuck actual work! Also, I have showed off that I have over 2 grand in my bank but it's from those poor suckers that I scammed out of because they are peasants, I'm better than all of them, and they actually have to work unlike me. I'm depressed (let's not forget about the cigars), all I do is tweet bullshit motivational claims like I was a white Tai Lopez, but instead of knowledge, it's them dolla dolla bills in my bank. Oh, you wanna know what's in my bank account? Let me post a receipt with my brand new red fucking iPhone 7. Question anything about me, you will immediately get shut down because you don't know me personally, it's not like my online presence shows my character. Remember that girl I was dating that was 3 years younger than me, and it's not like it was in person because police can't catch me on the internet, lol.

Oh Zachary, remember that iPad I promised to give you? Go fuck yourself, you don't need it you peasant. Go buy it yourself.


Anyways, I'm gonna go wipe my ass with these 20s I have for my Twitter picture. See you broke ass people l8tr.

Lol ahhhaahhaa

 

[Zylendia]

Accurate as fuck. You're missing his daily e-girl hunt though.

 

[Ken]

broke boy can't even afford nice linens

 

[Ghast]

✔ MCM at its finest ✔

 

[Brazy]

Accurate as fuck. You're missing his daily e-girl hunt though.

Didn't know about this one, that's depressing and not shocking.

 

[Badger]

I will literally die if someone becomes Grace (his e-girlfriend who is secretly a guy)

 

[Brazy]

I'm funny

 

[Choo]

Hey I'm a braindead monkey and I am accepting donations at paypal.me/gdube . My dad died a few years ago to the 2008 economy crisis and now I don't have a good enough internet to be on here for more than 10 minutes at a time. (minecraft)

 

[1337]

this is extremely rude and a form of cyberbullying. you have been reported to the fbi and are going to suffer the full extent of the law for bullying Kylew i hope you're happy with what you've done, maybe think before you click send, you horrible person

 

[Brazy]

this is extremely rude and a form of cyberbullying. you have been reported to the fbi and are going to suffer the full extent of the law for bullying Kylew i hope you're happy with what you've done, maybe think before you click send, you horrible person

oh no Keaton Jones pt.2

 

[Ghast]

Reported to the McM FBI squad, be on the lookout for some creeper agents sent by Planet Minecraft in order to get your illegal enchanted diamond sword.