I lost my virginity

[Raymond]

my friend dumped me before we even started dating, we legit haven’t been talking for 4 months now. I still have her Christmas gift. What should I do. (This is not an April fools joke btw)

give her a fortnite acc

 

[Raymond]

LOL no.

ITS A GOOD IDEA!

 

[Ken]

left hands dont count

 

[Raymond]

we switched seats in english class so now i sit right next to her. that’d be a great conversation starter imo

Yep write the info on a piece of paper and give her it put a huge heart on the front of the paper and she will fall for you instantly

 

[SirLove]

Jokes on you! I lost my virginity to a toaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwfakrhLc1M

 

[jxhdvn]

Ok? I lost mines when I was 13 in elementary school by some girl on the bus. Cool story.

13 in elementary school
How many times did you get held back

 

[Ghostbin]

13 in elementary school
How many times did you get held back

This is 2019. I identify as non binary, thought I should let you know.

 

[puzeh]

I bet you posted this 5mins after

 

[DeletedUser372845]

Odd thing to post on a minecraft forums but ok... u do u :-:

 

[kayn]

feel bad for the girl ngl

 

[Sloth]

like a dildo?

Nah I don’t use dildos. I do have a dick pump though. Ever tried one? It feels great!

 

[User]

Nah I don’t use dildos. I do have a dick pump though. Ever tried one? It feels great!

STOP.