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A man walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies, "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says: "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks, "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender says: "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours go by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies, "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says: "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks, "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender says: "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours go by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
USERNAME: WoodieP
uhh
joke？
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uhh
joke？
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other fucking side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other fucking side.
IGN:TofPlays
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means
IGN:CaptainDoctor07
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
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Because they struggle to put food on the table.
Best Regards ,
CaptainDoctor07.
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
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Because they struggle to put food on the table.
Best Regards ,
CaptainDoctor07.
This one actually made me laugh, my favorite one so far xD
AwwwwUSERNAME: WoodieP
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joke？
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As a short person, I'm both amused and offended. (tagging my friend Krislyn bc she'll get a laugh out of this one lol)
Laughter? Is she?This one actually made me laugh, my favorite one so far xD
Awwww
As a short person, I'm both amused and offended. (tagging my friend Krislyn bc she'll get a laugh out of this one lol)
Hotel? Trivago?
It is an advertisement BTW.
Name: BobTheWizard
A man walks into a bar
Ouch!
Ok ill go sit in the corner
A man walks into a bar
Ouch!
Ok ill go sit in the corner
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