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Wanna hear a joke about american cheese? Nvm... It'll take you too long to process.
Wanna hear a joke about american cheese? Nvm... It'll take you too long to process.
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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Girl: I like guys who are committed
Me: *trying to impress her* I want to commit suicide.
Girl: I like guys who are committed
Me: *trying to impress her* I want to commit suicide.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry
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My joke: You
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Joke: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when he stubbed his toe: Ouch! Mitosis (my toe sis) HAHAHA
Joke: What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when he stubbed his toe: Ouch! Mitosis (my toe sis) HAHAHA
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The school were we learn History.
Pedro: John, who are the responsiblity on the death of Jose Rizal?
John: Spanish Armies
Pedro: No, the one who kill them is the Filipinos! Look at our 1 Peso Coin! His HEAD IS IN THERE YOU F**K
To get more the joke search 1 Philippine Peso Coin.
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The school were we learn History.
Pedro: John, who are the responsiblity on the death of Jose Rizal?
John: Spanish Armies
Pedro: No, the one who kill them is the Filipinos! Look at our 1 Peso Coin! His HEAD IS IN THERE YOU F**K
To get more the joke search 1 Philippine Peso Coin.
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Joke:
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Joke 2:
Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Joke:
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Joke 2:
Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Joke: A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
(Joke wasn't mine
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Joke: A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
(Joke wasn't mine
)
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