I'm fucking old

[Clyde]

Needless to say, its 10:34pm right now and at 12:00am, I will be officially 18.

Here are my proudest achievements:
Paid for a new 2019 GMC Terrain SLT full price at 17
Got a wonderful girlfriend that I love so much
Invitation to Baylor University (Not that crazy to some, but hey something!)
Made $1k in 10 minutes doing nothing (Not even lying, but I ended up losing it a few days later as I got scammed l0l)
Escaped death 5 times and survived a heart tumor and murmur when I was a baby
Own 4 companies
Choked on a chicken nugget at the age of 3

 

[Clyde]

I'm honestly gonna have a midlife crisis at 18

 

[Zeiyon]

Made $1k in 10 minutes doing nothing

TEACH ME

 

[Sparko]

Wasn't impressed at all but then I saw this,

Choked on a chicken nugget at the age of 3

Good job man!

 

[apathetic]

man I wish my mum fed me chicken nuggets at 3 I would feel like a king