the answer is no cus i saw my mom put money under my pillo
is the tooth fairy real
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your mom is the tooth fairy obviously
Wow way to ruin my Christmas man
The tooth fairy must of bought and sold alot of acc's to make as much money as he needs to
Since Santa is so old he has had a lot of time to think. Thus, he has figured out that if he travels the globe the right way around (east to west) on Christmas eve, he will actually gain time because of the different time zones, giving him an effective 31 hours instead of the usual 24 hours.
This still means, though, that he has to work his rare, cool (gene manipulated?) flying reindeer overtime, because while normal reindeer run at maybe 15 miles per hour (approx. 25 km/h), well, Santas reindeer have to run at, say, between 2.5 million and 5 million miles per hour (approx. 4 million to 8 million km/h) to get all the houses covered.
This, of course, explains why so few people have in fact seen Santa Claus: he's moving too fast to be seen.
Uhh well... I guess the tooth fairy doesn't like you cause I'm pretty sure I saw a fairy come by and wink at me one night...
I think it's a parable story i,m not believing in that
haha yes i noticed that while writing it XDDid you just assume tooth fairy’s gender?
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