It's time for a story children. Gather around!
A long time ago in a land known as Slothia, there lived a sloth. His name was Sloth. Sloth loved to eat Sloth Nibbles all day. He eventually saw a vision. This vision being of a God like no other. Slotha! Slotha told Sloth about the religion of Slothyanity and its meaning. Sloth soon became a prophet and spread the word throughout the lands. Eventually the two-toed sloth's got mad at this and believed he was a false prophet. So they executed him. His soul had then risen to the moon so he could heal our slothy sins. (And Of Course Become an Astronaut.)
HAIL SLOTHYANITY.
Now this post is actually to start up the sloth pride and form an army.
If you want to join change your title to "Sloth Pride"
A long time ago in a land known as Slothia, there lived a sloth. His name was Sloth. Sloth loved to eat Sloth Nibbles all day. He eventually saw a vision. This vision being of a God like no other. Slotha! Slotha told Sloth about the religion of Slothyanity and its meaning. Sloth soon became a prophet and spread the word throughout the lands. Eventually the two-toed sloth's got mad at this and believed he was a false prophet. So they executed him. His soul had then risen to the moon so he could heal our slothy sins. (And Of Course Become an Astronaut.)
HAIL SLOTHYANITY.
Now this post is actually to start up the sloth pride and form an army.
If you want to join change your title to "Sloth Pride"
