Joke Thread

[Orphan]

I heard this at school today and thought some people would find it funny;

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Spoiler

She didn't have arms

Knock Knock
*Who's there*

Spoiler

Not Sally

 

[Stephen]

I hope people find this funny: Savage's Sniper.

No? Okay

 

[Zaza]

I hope people find this funny: Savage's Sniper.

No? Okay

I love a good savage joke

 

[Stephen]

I love a good savage joke

Never gets old.

 

[Zaza]

Never gets old.

never gets old, never will get old ;^)

 

[Style]

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Answer: Because of its bark oooooo

 

[Stephen]

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Answer: Because of its bark oooooo

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

 

[Zaza]

why did I lose $30
coz I got scammed by savage

 

[Deep]

So I went to the store....

 

[Zaza]

What do you call someone who opens a Minecraft forum, then leaves?

Spoiler: answer

A verringer

that was a good one

 

[Orphan]

What do you call someone who opens a Minecraft forum, then leaves?

Spoiler: answer

A verringer

Rip @Verringer

 

[Badger]

What do you call someone who is selling pre-orders to an unmade account sniper?

Spoiler

A scammer

Alternate ending:

Spoiler

Savage

 

[Style]

What do you call someone who is selling pre-orders to an unmade account sniper?

Spoiler

A scammer

Alternate ending:

Spoiler

Savage

 

[Zaza]

What do you call a person who sells accounts at 180% of what it's worth? Blaze!!

no the account 'MrPedoBoy44' is worth $78 your just a lowballer...

 

[Fish4Supper]

a rat fell our of a tree, how many rats are left?
Tree Rats

 

[Badger]

You know I'm so funny bro.

 

[Stephen]

Basically....

 

[Style]

You know I'm so funny bro.

Classic badgers