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Here's a fun hack for all you druggies out there, if an officer tackles you and says "you're under arrest" the best way to reply is to say "no im under you" because that way you'll be able to escape while he's crying of laughter over how funny your joke is.

So when flat stanley gets a morning boner wouldnt that just be paper?

Is it fucked up that I faked being special ed to do less work? Is thaat fair to the other kids that are also not retarded?

My dog died.. I set off a firework in the backyard last night and he thought it was a chewtoy

Ya ever just hit the bong so hard with your nose you wonder what its like being a cricket

Part of my truck got cut off now I just have a semi truck

You're the nails to my chalkboard

If you think about it a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels

How awkward would it be to be a colourblind racist?
 
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Wanna hear a funny joke?
Despite making up only 13 percent of the population, blacks commit 52% of all homicides in the United States.
 
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The biggest joke on this thread was your attempt at making funny jokes
 
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The biggest joke on the thread is ur post
 
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berd said:
The biggest joke on the thread is ur post
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Zayion said:
EPIC GAMER FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FORTNITE THANOS COOCHIE GAMERS MOMENT CLUBBING GAMERS WAY THANOS CAR GAMER MOMENT DESPACITO MOMENT OF GAMERS THANOS:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
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Literally ali a
 
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Zayion said:
EPIC GAMER FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FORTNITE THANOS COOCHIE GAMERS MOMENT CLUBBING GAMERS WAY THANOS CAR GAMER MOMENT DESPACITO MOMENT OF GAMERS THANOS:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
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troll pwned epic style :cool:
 
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dont make a joke again
thank u
 
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