Has Claimed the prize [speaking to him right now]
Here is the final story:
I was just a young boy, not really nice looking, some would go as far as to call me ugly, I didn't really think so at the time, but you never really know with these things,and at that instant when I was playing outside out of the blue, she appeared, she was… My sister. She looked completely different though. Her hair in a bun instead of being messy and down. Suddenly, … she peed on the floor. I ran away to my mom and grabbed her by the ear and said “Mom, Fiona peed on the ground, GET THE CAMERA” then the police came and: they took here away, and I still haven't seen her to this day, three years after!... but then, I saw her this morning, peeing in the police station. I picked up a Shotgun and shoved it up her ass so she would stop peeing everywhere. I was lucky that the Shotgun wasnt loaded. The police officier came and bought her back to her.. Brought* her back to her...
Motherland Belgium, where her granny took her on a trip to Brussels to visit the "Manneken Pis" monument when suddenly… her ex-boyfriend… Killed her and he then killed himself… but before he killed them he BOUGHT A BANNER OF OFF HANNES ON MC-MARKET LINK IN SIG which was the reason he got a… fabulous banner, it turns out he got what he paid for, but then… their was a secret message in the banner showing me a key word phrase. Saying Buy Dogecoin. As well… so you can order a cool banner using your newly obtain doge coins, but suddenly the coins value… Increases to 1 dollar per doge but you realize the amount of doge-coin you acquired from the subliminal was… enough to launch Ardor into orbit where he encountered… A LoneIyTree.. Looking to mate… The wild LoneIyTree was in such a bad mood, that… he ate a large stick that he found in Luxus 's butt... And he got rich… But after being diagnosticed with cancer, he… died and the universe ended. However one man interfered using a time mechanic, and… and a dog grabbed it ran off then… the dog was hit by a car but somehow lived due to the infinite power it gained by having played minecraft Whilst playing minecraft, a hacker by the name of ZyperIsTrash came in with kill aura and ruin the game. He decided to play: with a dog's shit.. Her Grandpa then came in on a monster truck and an army of ducklings ruining everything in it's path. He then made a minecraft parody. Which let the user blow up on YouTube, and reach 20,000 reactions on MC-Market, which the owner personally transfered the business to her after hearing about her success! after he ate out his girlfriend. Then he hopped over the big giant frog at Ted's house. After a few weeks, realizing it was Logan Paul managing the channel. he went to the suicide forest… and found a dead body… Then, vlogged it… then killed himself… then notch adopted a new kid called motch… then put some sauce and ate it… rushed to the hospital. After arriving at the hospital. The doctors found out that Notch actually ate his sister and not his kid… but there was some weird brown stuff on it, looked like chocolate. He ate it, and said, "Wow! This is good!"... But Little girl did not know that she just tasted a piece of poop… it was some tasty shit the little girl said
