LETS WRITE A STORY.

[Lag]

Here's how the game goes. I will write the beginning of a story and people will add 1 sentence to it and make a big ass story.
Ex.
Me: it was bitchboi's first day of school
other guy: and he had fun
Other dude: bitchboi is retarded

Start of story
Dequavis slipped on a banana peel inside of a gas station.

 

[3847473828363]

Dequavis started to enjoy it too much and wouldn’t let the officers go.

 

[Troll_C]

The police got sad and ran away because they didn't know what to do.

 

[Danny Q.]

Then the police officer said "Okay fine" and put his 12 inch cock down his throat until blood stared coming out of his throat and eyes

 

[3847473828363]

All of the sudden, there was a loud crack that came from the officers “mushroom”

 

[Templerr]

Dequavis then woke up and realized that all of it was just a dream.

 

[Wolfiediamond]

He then woke up very hung over

 

[Shizuka]

Next thing he knows, he's getting SWATted and they ask him where he hide the drugs.

 

[Azdog]

He then manages to untie himself and he pulls a cocaine dildo out of his pocket and he uses it to choke the swat team.

 

[Shizuka]

Then he takes their gear, puts it on, and turns them into the police, saying that they were selling drugs.

 

[Azdog]

He then goes home takes off the gear and starts streaming Fortnite on twitch.

 

[Lag]

he gets 0 viewers and gets sad

 

[moon10k]

Then he makes a porn site called Mc-Market

 

[Shizuka]

Mick accepts and deletes the sex tape. Dequavis decides the resign afterwards, and seeks out a new job.