Lol how do I quit minecraft

[Clyde]

Dare I say this:
Get a girlfriend???






Oh, wait you play minecraft.
Good luck with that one!

B... but i have a girlfriend and play minecraft...

 

[dawn]

Press the x button on the top tab of the Minecraft application, if you're using OSX then press the red circle.

If you have troubles after that, go to your applications and un-install Minecraft itself.

If you re-install, do the second step as said above, along with blocking the Minecraft website to prevent further downloads.