Longest Thread On MC-Market

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Let's try to make the longest MC-Market Thread in the history.
Try to make the longest reply so we can reach a lot of pages.

Maybe wondering why I'm doing this? Just because I'm bored right now and need some fun

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[Ever]

might as well try xd

 

[Shrug]

AQWSDAWSDWA

 

[Toasting]

Stupid idea definitely not participating in this

 

[RandomBoy]

First page, let's go

 

[Xanarchy]

you know what they say long thread long...

 

[Ever]

its going to be sad reading thru this in a year and seeing all the banned users for scamming or ban evading xP

LOL[DOUBLEPOST=1535140113][/DOUBLEPOST]JOKE:

Why cant a bike stand up on its own?

ITS TWO TIRED LOL

 

[SuperCoolMomo]

The Tattered Blade
A Short Story
by momo
Annie Jones had always loved dull Dallas with its obedient, odd oceans. It was a place where she felt stable.

She was a kind, brutal, squash drinker with charming arms and slimy toes. Her friends saw her as a poor, precious painter. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved an uncooked disabled person. That's the sort of woman he was.

Annie walked over to the window and reflected on her picturesque surroundings. The sleet rained like loving rabbits.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mavis Cox. Mavis was a hungry lover with ugly arms and pretty toes.

Annie gulped. She was not prepared for Mavis.

As Annie stepped outside and Mavis came closer, she could see the hot glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want a resolution," Mavis bellowed, in a mean tone. She slammed her fist against Annie's chest, with the force of 762 badgers. "I frigging hate you, Annie Jones."

Annie looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the tattered blade. "Mavis, eat my shorts," she replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two lively, large lizards shouting at a very remarkable disco, which had classical music playing in the background and two adorable uncles running to the beat.

Suddenly, Mavis lunged forward and tried to punch Annie in the face. Quickly, Annie grabbed the tattered blade and brought it down on Mavis's skull.

Mavis's ugly arms trembled and her pretty toes wobbled. She looked sad, her body raw like a tiny, tart teapot.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Mavis Cox was dead.

Annie Jones went back inside and made herself a nice beaker of squash.

THE END

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"I feel like I know Annie Jones. In a way, it feels as though I've always known her."
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[Perotin]

Cautious! Shitposters are currently lurking on this thread.

 

[Viper]

hi whats going on eveyr1

 

[Wishable]

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[WulfGamesYT]

Dank memes.

 

[Ever]

Lets talk about Eestars xd (stars)

A star is type of astronomical object consisting of a luminous spheroid of plasma held together by its own gravity. The nearest star to Earth is the Sun. Many other stars are visible to the naked eye from Earth during the night, appearing as a multitude of fixed luminous points in the sky due to their immense distance from Earth. Historically, the most prominent stars were grouped into constellations and asterisms, the brightest of which gained proper names. Astronomers have assembled star catalogues that identify the known stars and provide standardized stellar designations. However, most of the stars in the Universe, including all stars outside our galaxy, the Milky Way, are invisible to the naked eye from Earth. Indeed, most are invisible from Earth even through the most powerful telescopes.

For at least a portion of its life, a star shines due to thermonuclear fusion of hydrogen into helium in its core, releasing energy that traverses the star's interior and then radiates into outer space. Almost all naturally occurring elements heavier than helium are created by stellar nucleosynthesis during the star's lifetime, and for some stars by supernova nucleosynthesis when it explodes. Near the end of its life, a star can also contain degenerate matter. Astronomers can determine the mass, age, metallicity (chemical composition), and many other properties of a star by observing its motion through space, its luminosity, and spectrum respectively. The total mass of a star is the main factor that determines its evolution and eventual fate. Other characteristics of a star, including diameter and temperature, change over its life, while the star's environment affects its rotation and movement. A plot of the temperature of many stars against their luminosities produces a plot known as a Hertzsprung–Russell diagram (H–R diagram). Plotting a particular star on that diagram allows the age and evolutionary state of that star to be determined.

A star's life begins with the gravitational collapse of a gaseous nebula of material composed primarily of hydrogen, along with helium and trace amounts of heavier elements. When the stellar core is sufficiently dense, hydrogen becomes steadily converted into helium through nuclear fusion, releasing energy in the process.[1] The remainder of the star's interior carries energy away from the core through a combination of radiative and convective heat transfer processes. The star's internal pressure prevents it from collapsing further under its own gravity. A star with mass greater than 0.4 times the Sun's will expand to become a red giant when the hydrogen fuel in its core is exhausted.[2] In some cases, it will fuse heavier elements at the core or in shells around the core. As the star expands it throws a part of its mass, enriched with those heavier elements, into the interstellar environment, to be recycled later as new stars.[3] Meanwhile, the core becomes a stellar remnant: a white dwarf, a neutron star, or if it is sufficiently massive a black hole.

Binary and multi-star systems consist of two or more stars that are gravitationally bound and generally move around each other in stable orbits. When two such stars have a relatively close orbit, their gravitational interaction can have a significant impact on their evolution.[4] Stars can form part of a much larger gravitationally bound structure, such as a star clusteror a galaxy.