make me laugh for 5$

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Thread Title
make me laugh for 5$

Prize name
5$

Requirements and other relevant information
make me laugh

End date
Aug 24, 2018

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[ABadIdea]

Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

 

[fawny]

 

[Gxrm]

Why are Australians good at dirty stuff? Because they can go DOWN UNDER! HAHAHAHHA LOL

 

[nonpenguin]

 

[Tricky]

me : are you part chokama

some randy nerd : bruh tf is chokama ur gey

me : chokama nuts

some randy nerd : *stabs me*

 

[casket]

i give my top tier pickup line

I put the STD in STUD now all i need is U

 

[Vapidity]

Spoiler: Videos

 

[Daresome]

[DOUBLEPOST=1534151769][/DOUBLEPOST]reeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Josh]

Just watch this video!!
I laughed soooo hard with it..!

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Just watch this video!!
I laughed soooo hard with it..!

Shit...I can’t edit this post :C
Video: https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=u3Epz_1533131000&safe_mode=off