make me laugh for 5$

[Deformed]

Thread Title
make me laugh for 5$

Prize name
5$

Requirements and other relevant information
make me laugh

End date
Aug 24, 2018

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

 

[Disowning]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

 

[Vexous]

Unexpected sex - A great way to wake up in the morning. Unless you’re in prison.

 

[Sirduckymomo1234]

Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and you only have 10 to live.
Patient: what do you mean! 10? 10what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: Nine.

 

[Grady]

 

[moon10k]

A Mexican magician says he'll disappear in 3 seconds, "uno", "dos" *poof*. He disappeared without a tres.

 

[Vyal]

What do you call a Mexican that loses his car?

Carlos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

 

[Swordz]

watch the first 10 minutes of borat

 

[Discovered]

What do you call a Spanish fireman?
Hozè
What do you call a Spanish man who lost his car?
Carlos
What do you call a Spanish man who teaches?
Pablo

 

[smurf.]

yo mama so fat thanos snapped twice

 

[Retourned]

 

[Ilay A]

Well, this is story is legit and it happened to my IRL friend (please do not repost)
Well, I'll basically send the conversation :

Yes, it's legit, yes he got them, no I have no idea how[DOUBLEPOST=1534348189][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well, this is story is legit and it happened to my IRL friend (please do not repost)
Well, I'll basically send the conversation :

Yes, it's legit, yes he got them, no I have no idea how

Not really that funny, just makes you wonder