Meme contest

[Paradise]

You're*

Not a fucking spelling bee.

 

[Paradise]

Alright motherfucker sit down and get you fucking keemstar popcorn because you're gonna be here for a while. You think you're good in CS:GO? When's the last time you got a fucking 360 no scope? Huh? You think you're so good but when really you're the twelve year old screaming into the mic with your drunk dad beating your mom as the family is falling apart. You're the nine year old on fucking Minecraft who thinks he's the shit, and who's had twelve online girlfriends who are trying to catfish you by saying their mic got run over by a semi truck. So shut up before you think you can actually roast me when really you're putting an undercooked chicken into a freezer that's been turned off for the past half hour, it's not gonna work, kid. Look at you, you're on a fucking minecraft forum hosting a giveaway for a virtual item that's only exclusive to CSGO, so go back to single player while you open LAN because you forgot to turn cheats on. Why the fuck is this forum even named Minecraft Market anyways? The broken toasters of "staff" made it so you can't even sell regular accounts, so you'll have to stay in your mom's basement while she tries getting your twenty-six year old ass out the door to a place where you won't be considered socially retarded. Why are you even reading this? Do you have anything else to do, other than reading this useless shit that won't help you advance in life? You're probably looking for an offensive sentence so you can reply and be the Tumblr user of this thread. Let me save some fucking bleach by not replying in the first place, but you can have mine. You're the fucking twelve year old who goes on fucking iFunny to post your shitty ass memes, then realize there's reddit so you go to/r/copypastaand copy the navy seal and paste it to a roasting thread, despite that the text itself is fucking older than you. You're the shithead on fucking Club Penguin who wants to meet all the girls in the park in the white van, but in the meantime fapping to the fucking Bing search of "little girl titties pussy" and finding only news articles about girls being raped and you disapproving them, yet you're about to do it you uneducated goose penis. So shut the fuck up while you're at least not at rock bottom, but soon you will as soon as some noob fucks you up in Webkinz at those kinds of games that you'd find on Facebook, and not the good kind. I bet that you're the little motherfucker who actually gets offended at this stupid shit, like the person writing it isn't in a deep depression and on the verge of suicide. You're the twelve year old who didn't remember Kim Possible and That's So Raven, because you weren't even fucking born yet, your dad was probably fucking the shit out of your mom when the condom broke. Do yourself and everyone else on this forum a favor and drink bleach which will result in your successful death as well as eliminating that extra chromosome that made your mother not love you when you were a child. Fuck you.

who's had twelve online girlfriend's who are trying to catfish

 

[Paradise]

Shhhh, I wrote this in a couple minutes, I didn't have much time to think.

Shhhh, I wrote this in a couple minutes. I didn't have much time to think.

Jesus get it right xD

 

[Marth]

You remind me of a squirrel cause you always got a nut in yo mouth.

When you were young, your family was poor. During Christmas, you'd cut holes in your pockets so you'd have something to play with.
^ Don't ask me how I know that.

 

[Habin_Is_Cool]

Thread Title
Meme contest

Prize name
AWP | Worm God FN

Requirements and other relevant information
Make a dank meme about me and / or roast me. Best meme / roast wins the Worm God. I am f*cking poor rn, because my Paypal got limited soo.

End date
Aug 14, 2016

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Aug 14, 2016

right now*

 

[Paradise]

Actually I think a semicolon would have been better, as it's conjoining two sentences into one sentence.

Its summer lets get back to roasting

 

[Paradise]

Alright motherfucker sit down and get you fucking keemstar popcorn because you're gonna be here for a while. You think you're good in CS:GO? When's the last time you got a fucking 360 no scope? Huh? You think you're so good but when really you're the twelve year old screaming into the mic with your drunk dad beating your mom as the family is falling apart. You're the nine year old on fucking Minecraft who thinks he's the shit, and who's had twelve online girlfriends who are trying to catfish you by saying their mic got run over by a semi truck. So shut up before you think you can actually roast me when really you're putting an undercooked chicken into a freezer that's been turned off for the past half hour, it's not gonna work, kid. Look at you, you're on a fucking minecraft forum hosting a giveaway for a virtual item that's only exclusive to CSGO, so go back to single player while you open LAN because you forgot to turn cheats on. Why the fuck is this forum even named Minecraft Market anyways? The broken toasters of "staff" made it so you can't even sell regular accounts, so you'll have to stay in your mom's basement while she tries getting your twenty-six year old ass out the door to a place where you won't be considered socially retarded. Why are you even reading this? Do you have anything else to do, other than reading this useless shit that won't help you advance in life? You're probably looking for an offensive sentence so you can reply and be the Tumblr user of this thread. Let me save some fucking bleach by not replying in the first place, but you can have mine. You're the fucking twelve year old who goes on fucking iFunny to post your shitty ass memes, then realize there's reddit so you go to/r/copypastaand copy the navy seal and paste it to a roasting thread, despite that the text itself is fucking older than you. You're the shithead on fucking Club Penguin who wants to meet all the girls in the park in the white van, but in the meantime fapping to the fucking Bing search of "little girl titties pussy" and finding only news articles about girls being raped and you disapproving them, yet you're about to do it you uneducated goose penis. So shut the fuck up while you're at least not at rock bottom, but soon you will as soon as some noob fucks you up in Webkinz at those kinds of games that you'd find on Facebook, and not the good kind. I bet that you're the little motherfucker who actually gets offended at this stupid shit, like the person writing it isn't in a deep depression and on the verge of suicide. You're the twelve year old who didn't remember Kim Possible and That's So Raven, because you weren't even fucking born yet, your dad was probably fucking the shit out of your mom when the condom broke. Do yourself and everyone else on this forum a favor and drink bleach which will result in your successful death as well as eliminating that extra chromosome that made your mother not love you when you were a child. Fuck you.

1 word.....

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1 word.....

Cant edit post RIP

 

[34010]

Alright motherfucker sit down and get you fucking keemstar popcorn because you're gonna be here for a while. You think you're good in CS:GO? When's the last time you got a fucking 360 no scope? Huh? You think you're so good but when really you're the twelve year old screaming into the mic with your drunk dad beating your mom as the family is falling apart. You're the nine year old on fucking Minecraft who thinks he's the shit, and who's had twelve online girlfriends who are trying to catfish you by saying their mic got run over by a semi truck. So shut up before you think you can actually roast me when really you're putting an undercooked chicken into a freezer that's been turned off for the past half hour, it's not gonna work, kid. Look at you, you're on a fucking minecraft forum hosting a giveaway for a virtual item that's only exclusive to CSGO, so go back to single player while you open LAN because you forgot to turn cheats on. Why the fuck is this forum even named Minecraft Market anyways? The broken toasters of "staff" made it so you can't even sell regular accounts, so you'll have to stay in your mom's basement while she tries getting your twenty-six year old ass out the door to a place where you won't be considered socially retarded. Why are you even reading this? Do you have anything else to do, other than reading this useless shit that won't help you advance in life? You're probably looking for an offensive sentence so you can reply and be the Tumblr user of this thread. Let me save some fucking bleach by not replying in the first place, but you can have mine. You're the fucking twelve year old who goes on fucking iFunny to post your shitty ass memes, then realize there's reddit so you go to /r/copypasta and copy the navy seal and paste it to a roasting thread, despite that the text itself is fucking older than you. You're the shithead on fucking Club Penguin who wants to meet all the girls in the park in the white van, but in the meantime fapping to the fucking Bing search of "little girl titties pussy" and finding only news articles about girls being raped and you disapproving them, yet you're about to do it you uneducated goose penis. So shut the fuck up while you're at least not at rock bottom, but soon you will as soon as some noob fucks you up in Webkinz at those kinds of games that you'd find on Facebook, and not the good kind. I bet that you're the little motherfucker who actually gets offended at this stupid shit, like the person writing it isn't in a deep depression and on the verge of suicide. You're the twelve year old who didn't remember Kim Possible and That's So Raven, because you weren't even fucking born yet, your dad was probably fucking the shit out of your mom when the condom broke. Do yourself and everyone else on this forum a favor and drink bleach which will result in your successful death as well as eliminating that extra chromosome that made your mother not love you when you were a child. Fuck you.

TL;DR

 

[Improper]

Bitch I hit you clear bitch better back up cos Im takin this bull by the balls and with them Ill steer this stear like put it in gear first, second third, my dick in your sisters rear.
I told my little brother to roast you; thats what he said. LOL

 

[Proposition Joe]

Your mom shoulda swallowed that cum.

 

[34010]

Alright motherfucker sit down and get you fucking keemstar popcorn because you're gonna be here for a while. You think you're good in CS:GO? When's the last time you got a fucking 360 no scope? Huh? You think you're so good but when really you're the twelve year old screaming into the mic with your drunk dad beating your mom as the family is falling apart. You're the nine year old on fucking Minecraft who thinks he's the shit, and who's had twelve online girlfriends who are trying to catfish you by saying their mic got run over by a semi truck. So shut up before you think you can actually roast me when really you're putting an undercooked chicken into a freezer that's been turned off for the past half hour, it's not gonna work, kid. Look at you, you're on a fucking minecraft forum hosting a giveaway for a virtual item that's only exclusive to CSGO, so go back to single player while you open LAN because you forgot to turn cheats on. Why the fuck is this forum even named Minecraft Market anyways? The broken toasters of "staff" made it so you can't even sell regular accounts, so you'll have to stay in your mom's basement while she tries getting your twenty-six year old ass out the door to a place where you won't be considered socially retarded. Why are you even reading this? Do you have anything else to do, other than reading this useless shit that won't help you advance in life? You're probably looking for an offensive sentence so you can reply and be the Tumblr user of this thread. Let me save some fucking bleach by not replying in the first place, but you can have mine. You're the fucking twelve year old who goes on fucking iFunny to post your shitty ass memes, then realize there's reddit so you go to/r/copypastaand copy the navy seal and paste it to a roasting thread, despite that the text itself is fucking older than you. You're the shithead on fucking Club Penguin who wants to meet all the girls in the park in the white van, but in the meantime fapping to the fucking Bing search of "little girl titties pussy" and finding only news articles about girls being raped and you disapproving them, yet you're about to do it you uneducated goose penis. So shut the fuck up while you're at least not at rock bottom, but soon you will as soon as some noob fucks you up in Webkinz at those kinds of games that you'd find on Facebook, and not the good kind. I bet that you're the little motherfucker who actually gets offended at this stupid shit, like the person writing it isn't in a deep depression and on the verge of suicide. You're the twelve year old who didn't remember Kim Possible and That's So Raven, because you weren't even fucking born yet, your dad was probably fucking the shit out of your mom when the condom broke. Do yourself and everyone else on this forum a favor and drink bleach which will result in your successful death as well as eliminating that extra chromosome that made your mother not love you when you were a child. Fuck you.

Tbh this made me cringe so rip your time