MiddleMan service (Free)

[Blue Shirt]

Offering completely free to anyone wearing blue shirts. If you do not wear blue shirts don’t even think about requesting me.

 

[1337]

Offering completely free to anyone wearing blue shirts. If you do not wear blue shirts don’t even think about requesting me.

Do purple shirts count?

 

[Brandon32527]

Well lucky I'm a Carlton supporter

 

[Marek]

What about rainbow tye-dye ones? just curious.

 

[Blue Shirt]

What about rainbow tye-dye ones? just curious.

Well lucky I'm a Carlton supporter

so is that a yes?[DOUBLEPOST=1524149887][/DOUBLEPOST]

I guess its the joke again, Wow man, VOUCHY VOUCH for you!

No rep but trying to be a middleman get a rep first before even trying to middleman.
Here comes the tsunami on your post.

my vouch for him is a joke. But still good luck to this guy.

Sorry mate idk how to get a rep do you have any tips?[DOUBLEPOST=1524149933][/DOUBLEPOST]

What about rainbow tye-dye ones? just curious.

I have mixed opinions on tye die shirts I only like the blue portion of them. As long as there is NO RED it will be fine[DOUBLEPOST=1524150045][/DOUBLEPOST]

Do purple shirts count?

No they are mixed with red. And if you look at my first post, NO RED I HATE RED. Red shirts specifically have messed my life up forever.

 

[Brandon32527]

so is that a yes?

Is it just me or can anyone else not tell whether or not he is joking?

 

[Blue Shirt]

Well lucky I'm a Carlton supporter

Also what is a Carlton supporter[DOUBLEPOST=1524150155][/DOUBLEPOST]

Is it just me or can anyone else not tell whether or not he is joking?

I can tell you right now I’m not joking.[DOUBLEPOST=1524150183][/DOUBLEPOST]

Also what is a Carlton supporter[DOUBLEPOST=1524150155][/DOUBLEPOST]
I can tell you right now I’m not joking.

I want to get my first rep how do you do that?[DOUBLEPOST=1524150243][/DOUBLEPOST]

What about rainbow tye-dye ones? just curious.

Only if you cut out the red section then it’s fine

 

[1337]

Also what is a Carlton supporter[DOUBLEPOST=1524150155][/DOUBLEPOST]
I can tell you right now I’m not joking.[DOUBLEPOST=1524150183][/DOUBLEPOST]
I want to get my first rep how do you do that?[DOUBLEPOST=1524150243][/DOUBLEPOST]
Only if you cut out the red section then it’s fine

I'm wearing a red shirt right now.. whoops

 

[Brandon32527]

Also what is a Carlton supporter[DOUBLEPOST=1524150155][/DOUBLEPOST]
I can tell you right now I’m not joking.

My apologies for assuming this is a joke, however let me point out why everyone may think this is a joke.

1. This is about your 4th "Middle Man Free Service" post you've created.
2. You lack a lot of detail, yet alone reputation.
3. You have not stated what you have to offer, and why you stand out compared to others.
4. The blue shirt thing, that has to be a joke.... one simply can not be that bias.
5. You haven't stated any details, TOS or anything.

Let me ask you something. If a random man knocked on your door and asked you to borrow your car, would you let him? You've never met him, never heard of him and none of your friends know him. Would you trust him with your car? I'm not going to spoon feed this to you and tell you how this relates to your post but if you got no idea what I am talking about then you shouldn't be offering middle man services in the first place.

Edit: Writing has no emotion, I can not tell if "I can tell you right now I’m not joking." is sarcasm or not.

 

[Blue Shirt]

Is it fine if I am wearing a blue shirt with white strips on it

Yes

 

[RainbowYoshi]

Vouch, +1 rep, amazing middleman services. The blue shirt thing put me off a little at first, but I decided 'Why not trust him with my $200,000 transaction?' It went great!

 

[Oreo]

Vouch he mm’d a uranium nuclear reactor core for 20£
I’d recommend dealing with him