Minecraft Acoount Giveaway! [OPEN TILL August 8]

[Simba]

I donut want this..

Get it? Donut

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Ha Gaaadeeem[DOUBLEPOST=1438730562,1438730374][/DOUBLEPOST]

When you get married your dollars turn to dollhers.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again.

Ahhhh You know you entered xD i guess she will clean it real good before selling it again... xD

 

[AliC4]

What is the feel of sex that brings the horse to mate with a lion

 

[Simba]

What is the feel of sex that brings the horse to mate with a lion

Wtf.. xD entered

 

[Paths]

wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Thx for the offer! :^)

 

[Simba]

wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Thx for the offer! :^)

Random but not funny... Entered!

 

[BrunoMars]

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!

"Shut up and keep digging, boy."

 

[Simba]

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!

"Shut up and keep digging, boy."

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[Badger]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Enter

 

[Zeynah]

When your mom asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Mom jokes are so 2014 but this one is still stuck in my head >_<.

Entered I guess

 

[waters]

sex is like snow, you never know how many inches your going to get or how long it will last.

 

[Simba]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Enter

When your mom asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Mom jokes are so 2014 but this one is still stuck in my head >_<.

Entered I guess

Ok

How do chinese people name their kids?

They through them down the stairs tk see what noise they make...

"Chang CHING"

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[Simba]

My mom told me never say BUMP!!!

 

[CFTheBest]

I like trains

 

[Simba]

I like trains

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[Vordy]

Im a man not a women but a women is a man , Entered

 

[Simba]

Last day to enter the giveaway! All of the above are Entered!

My mom said bumping is not good.

 

[Milaninthegame]

Mouses are so tiny they sleep in condoms.
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