Minecraft Pick-Up Lines

[Yuno]

Yo, List your favorite minecraft pick-up lines
I'll start:
Are you a dirt block? Because I dig you.
Is your dad forge? Because you look optifine

 

[Weird.]

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal

 

[Wut]

u got a fat ass

 

[Resilience]

are u a sapling

because if ur not fuck u

 

[Plattiinum]

Are you a mob farm? Because I'm going to grind on you all night

 

[Clockwork]

Are you a redstone torch? Coz you're extending my piston.
I must be gravel, coz I'm falling for you!
May I explore your cave with my diamond pickaxe?
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
Are you a slimeball? Coz you make my piston sticky
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[RektLess]

If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.

 

[oRock]

Hey babe, Im having trouble. Can you help me slay the big dragon?

 

[Ivain]

Did you hear Diamonds are a girl's best friend? How about you get friendly with my diamond sword!
(just popped up randomly, I have nothing else now)

 

[Resilience]

I think I can improve this

Are you a sapling?
Cause I wanna put my bone meal all over you.

no.

Are you a sapling?
cuz if not fuck u

is the best it can get

 

[Satan]

I've got a sharp long pick waiting to mine you out baby

 

[Satan]

What....the...fuck...."sharp"

Its got a pointy surface ready to scrape against her jewels