moving house asap

[on]

right first of all, i am not being dramatic.

i was going to go get some food, and discovered a spider crawling up the wall, i decided to go get something to hit it with. upon my return, the spider was gone, like nowhere to be found. i didn’t really think much of it since i’m not that afraid of spiders. a few days pass and i haven’t thought of it at all. yet again, my fatass was going to get some food again and came across the same exact spider, but this time i had my fucking cum sock or something i don’t remember what it was and smacked it. THEN TINY SPIDERS CRAWLED OUT OF THE BODY AND ALL UP THE WALL.

i packed my things, and am currently looking for a new apartment or house to buy/rent. i have no regrets and do not wish to move back to that house. although it was a very nice house, i may have to burn it on “accident” and say it was my cat.

tl;dr: don’t fuck w spiders

 

[on]

true story, i’m being fr lmao

 

[on]

the same thing happened to me but they were centipedes

that’s not as bad, right?

 

[Outfit]

wtf did i just read

 

[on]

These were in my house deff worse than spiders

ok fuck id be out

 

[Pleaded]

I can rent you my basement, Although there's a few webs... No Spiders though!

 

[Xev]

THEN TINY SPIDERS CRAWLED OUT OF THE BODY AND ALL UP THE WALL.

Probably had an egg sack on it's back. Spider egg sacs can contain around ~200 spiders.

Yeah, don't fuck with spiders

(SOURCE: https://sciencing.com/many-can-house-spider-lay-7753581.html)

 

[Pleaded]

Probably had an egg sack on it's back. Spider egg sacs can contain around ~200 spiders.

Yeah, don't fuck with spiders

(SOURCE: https://sciencing.com/many-can-house-spider-lay-7753581.html)

That's some spooky shit, but like shouldn't you technically kill the spiders in the egg sac if you kill the spider carrying them? Like I'm sure if enough force was applied to kill something 100 times biggers wouldn't it merely disintegrate into just nothing..?

 

[Xev]

That's some spooky shit, but like shouldn't you technically kill the spiders in the egg sac if you kill the spider carrying them? Like I'm sure if enough force was applied to kill something 100 times biggers wouldn't it merely disintegrate into just nothing..?

Hmm, I suppose if it was a big spider and they only hit, let's say, the head of the 'host' spider, then the eggs spiders in the sac would just disperse. I saw a video online of something like this happening in AU, I'll see if I can find it

UPDATE: Found it.

 

[Pleaded]

Hmm, I suppose if it was a big spider and they only hit, let's say, the head of the 'host' spider, then the eggs spiders in the sac would just disperse. I saw a video online of something like this happening in AU, I'll see if I can find it

If it's the one with the broom I've seen it, Yeah when I kill them I squash them thoroughly with a slipper, I don't want them nasty things in my house.

 

[Xev]

If it's the one with the broom I've seen it, Yeah when I kill them I squash them thoroughly with a slipper, I don't want them nasty things in my house.

Yeah, updated original post. Forget a slipper, if you see one with a sac on it's back, drop a fucking weight on it

 

[Pleaded]

Yeah, updated original post. Forget a slipper, if you see one with a sac on it's back, drop a fucking weight on it

Yeah I'd put the slipper on and stomp on it, Like I'd stomp the shit out of it, Like on a real level. FUCK SPIDERS. Pardon my French.

 

[on]

Hmm, I suppose if it was a big spider and they only hit, let's say, the head of the 'host' spider, then the eggs spiders in the sac would just disperse. I saw a video online of something like this happening in AU, I'll see if I can find it

UPDATE: Found it.

that’s exactly what happened to me

 

[Xev]

that’s exactly what happened to me

Jesus Christ, I would suggest you never re-enter that property

 

[on]

Jesus Christ, I would suggest you never re-enter that property

i’m planning to, but idk what i have to do with it now, i’m renting it but only a week left. what do i tell the owners

 

[Xev]

i’m planning to, but idk what i have to do with it now, i’m renting it but only a week left. what do i tell the owners

Show them the video I attached and tell them you did the same haha

 

[on]

Show them the video I attached and tell them you did the same haha

nah i won’t tell them, i’ll just say lovely house, thanks for letting me rent and gtfo