My first Java program - Hello World!

[Callam]

I've been studying Java for the past couple of months and have finally found some time to actually create my own program. This is the first java program that I've ever made (I swear).

If you guys want to learn Java then just research like hell and pick peoples brains. I wouldn't have been able to create this program if I didn't ask people questions and find answers for myself.

Here is my first Java program:

 

[Callam]

Congratulations!

Thank you very much! It was very satisfying running this program. What was your first Java program?

 

[Callam]

Or you could just do System.out.println("Hello world!");

Damn, why didn't I think of that... Thanks for the help.

 

[Callam]

If you need any Java help, ask me! I consider myself an expert tbh, 5+yrs programming other langs and 1.5 yrs Bukkit/Java.

If you were an expert then you would have read my code and laughed. Instead you read my code and suggested "System.out.println("Hello world!");".

 

[Aekalix]

If you were an expert then you would have read my code and laughed. Instead you read my code and suggested "System.out.println("Hello world!");".

Some people like to be nice
But have fun coding

 

[Callam]

Some people like to be nice
But have fun coding

The code itself suggests that this is a joke. Furthermore, I have a different thread with my actual first Java program.

I'm not a meanie like the ppl on Spigot be like 'learn java <insert insult>'.

I mean, I was wondering why you did it this time-consuming way, but for all I know, you wanted to challenge yourself with the most complicated Hello World program in the history of hello world programs in which case, your code is fine

The whole point me writing this code was to make other developers laugh. Because of your suggestion I figured that my simple code confused you which is why I said that you weren't an expert. Most people would laugh at my code.

 

[Justis]

The code snippet is no longer available.
I would like to laugh, could you post it again?

 

[Callam]

The code snippet is no longer available.
I would like to laugh, could you post it again?

I didn't think that the link would die that fast!

New link:

 

[Justis]

I didn't think that the link would die that fast!

New link:

Holy fek, that's some good shet. xDD
Sending it to my employer, if he gives me a raise, I'll send you 50%.

 

[Callam]

Holy fek, that's some good shet. xDD
Sending it to my employer, if he gives me a raise, I'll send you 50%.

Please don't scam me man. This took soooooooo much effort!

 

[Justis]

Please don't scam me man. This took soooooooo much effort!

Alright alright.... 69%
I know, I'm so generous.

You should do an addition and subtraction calculator. O_O
I'd love to see what you could come up with to accomplish such a feat.

 

[Callam]

Alright alright.... 69%
I know, I'm so generous.

You should do an addition and subtraction calculator. O_O
I'd love to see what you could come up with to accomplish such a feat.

If I find time I might make one