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[AngryAsian]

A Angry Asian Pedophile once wanted to walk his dog. He went to the dogs cage but then forgot that he had dog fried rice last night. Due to this he tied osama bin ladens son to a leash and walked him.
I woudl write more but most people dont read the middle of the of the text, so i will copy paste a extract from the BK chicken nuggets wikipedia page A twenty piece serving size was reintroduced. With purchase of Burger King by 3G Capital in 2010, the company began introducing new and reformulated products. Chicken Tenders were the first product line altered, with a new version introduced in March 2011. In January 2013, Burger King changed the name of the product to BK Chicken Nuggets and reconfigured the shape of them to slightly resemble the shape of Chicken McNuggets more in 2014. Currently these products are sold in the US, Canada and other regional markets. then they lived happily ever after. Amen.

 

[SuperWhoLock46]

My name Artour Babaevesky. Am 43 year old man from Russiasia. My dogy name is Sroopy Dog. I sold my wife for net connect, you know, to play the good game on Steamerino. Grown up in small farm to have make potatoes. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play profession Mineman in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for Babushka." I bring honor to Komrade and Babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta. No copy pasterino frapuccino Ronaldinho siniorino, this is my life.

The End?

no

 

[15568]

There was once an Asian Pedo walking a dog at 3 AM, until.... he saw an 11 year old boy, his name was Chilly, he decided to rape him. He went hard until the 11 year old boys parents called the police, the police captured him and put him into rape jail. At rape jail the police raped him. His ass hurt everyday.

Then Shrek came to rape jail, he got the guy to escape. The guy said "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." He got the powers of shrek after he died. Shrek came back alive and killed the guy with a baseball bat.

The End.

ENTER ME

 

[Boy]

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[jurhe d]

An Asian pedophile was walking around somewhere in New York at 3:01 Am (savage)with his white dog. his dog was like owner i am a perfectly good Doge Please dont give it to me. Then the Asian pedophile was like "its all chopstick now". He flew away into the sun and no one saw him again for another two months. He came back and was lit as fuck. So he flew over to Sloth 's home and murdered him with kitchen knives while repeatedly saying "WHY U GET DA BBB U GET AAA IF U WAN DOCTORAL" Then when he realized Sloth wasn't really that dank he Went to the mlg dank beast Nagi . The pedophile failed as Cvpv knows all of the sword art online moves. He swiftly tried to capture the Dank demon, cvpv, but failed. He fell off the building that he was never on in the first place with an ellucidator in his back. "The sun is rising" were his last words. R.I.P Huahwi

 

[Nagi]

An Asian pedophile was walking around somewhere in New York at 3:01 Am (savage)with his white dog. his dog was like owner i am a perfectly good Doge Please dont give it to me. Then the Asian pedophile was like "its all chopstick now". He flew away into the sun and no one saw him again for another two months. He came back and was lit as fuck. So he flew over to Sloth 's home and murdered him with kitchen knives while repeatedly saying "WHY U GET DA BBB U GET AAA IF U WAN DOCTORAL" Then when he realized Sloth wasn't really that dank he Went to the mlg dank beast Nagi . The pedophile failed as Cvpv knows all of the sword art online moves. He swiftly tried to capture the Dank demon, cvpv, but failed. He fell off the building that he was never on in the first place. "The sun is rising" were his last words. R.I.P Huahwi

Longze

 

[jurhe d]

Longze

 

[Nagi]

I'm tagging the Asian Pedo, relax. Lyphiard as well

 

[jurhe d]

I'm tagging the Asian Pedo, relax. Lyphiard as well

did u think the story was funny? c;

 

[Sloth]

An Asian pedophile was walking around somewhere in New York at 3:01 Am (savage)with his white dog. his dog was like owner i am a perfectly good Doge Please dont give it to me. Then the Asian pedophile was like "its all chopstick now". He flew away into the sun and no one saw him again for another two months. He came back and was lit as fuck. So he flew over to Sloth 's home and murdered him with kitchen knives while repeatedly saying "WHY U GET DA BBB U GET AAA IF U WAN DOCTORAL" Then when he realized Sloth wasn't really that dank he Went to the mlg dank beast Nagi . The pedophile failed as Cvpv knows all of the sword art online moves. He swiftly tried to capture the Dank demon, cvpv, but failed. He fell off the building that he was never on in the first place. "The sun is rising" were his last words. R.I.P Huahwi

I can't be murdered because I am immortal. The power of Slothyanity and my lord and savior Slotha has granted me this power of life.

 

[jurhe d]

I can't be murdered because I am immortal. The power of Slothyanity and my lord and savior Slotha has granted me this power of life.

no u got rekt admit it

 

[Pigg]

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[Longze]

Longze

Don't tell them by secret!

 

[Shattered]

Once a pon a time tere was a guy named jack. she loved to walk her favorite puppy dog around the neighbor hood. one day jacob lost his dog. jake looked everywhere for his doggy but he couldnt be found jakes dogs name was cliffard the big red? jack couldnt find his dog he looked near and further but he was hidding from him.... Jack Thought He Would Go Around Looking For His Dog With His White Van. Jakes Van Was Very Old And Barly Ran. Jake found his dog in the park 3 hours later and he was 2 miles away from his home. jakes doggy was really tied and could barly move after running around for 4 hours trying to find way home. Jacob took his dog and put him in the back of the van. all of the kids at the park looked at jacks dog and wanted to pet it but jack was very angry at his dog and opened up the back door of the van climbed in and put the dog inside. it was a very windy day and the door on the van was pushed close. jake was pounding on the door, screaming thru the window, and then began to cry because the interiror door handle didnt work.. He was traped inside of the truck. all the kids in the park were scared, they ran off and got their parents. the parents came over to see what was going on and then they soon called 911 and left the scene.


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If you say anything along the lines of simply "ENTER MI PL0X ILUV U 53VER!" you will be AUTOMATICALLY disqualified. You must write a short story about an Asian pedophile walking his hairless dog at 3 A.M. in Brownsville, New York. Here are the guidelines:

I mixed both of those together! That is the key to winning. I know I am going to win!

 

[Anonymous]

One day, in Brownsville, New York, an Asian was seen wandering the suburbs with what seemed to be a rat. This was no normal Asian man, as he liked to touch young children in no no places. This was the Asian Pedophile. On this dreary day in New York, at 3 Am, this Asian was taking keen interest in a young lad he had found. Strong, innocent, and brave, this young lad of just a few years was very interested in what the Asian Pedo had to say to him. As the man began to grope the young chap, donkey kong descended behind them, from his moon realm. He proceeded to glance at the man and young lad, but then his eye was caught by the mans... Rat? He decided it looked like a tasty morsel, and ripped it in half with his powerful jaws, devouring the poor creature. When the man was done with the lad, and felt he had been worn out, he turned around to look for his dog. His dog was ded. Instead of being upset at Kong, the asian readied himself for kong, who willingly whipped his woody barrel at the man, the hairless dog long forgotten.

 

[jurhe d]

One day, in Brownsville, New York, an Asian was seen wandering the suburbs with what seemed to be a rat. This was no normal Asian man, as he liked to touch young children in no no places. This was the Asian Pedophile. On this dreary day in New York, at 3 Am, this Asian was taking keen interest in a young lad he had found. Strong, innocent, and brave, this young lad of just a few years was very interested in what the Asian Pedo had to say to him. As the man began to grope the young chap, donkey kong descended behind them, from his moon realm. He proceeded to glance at the man and young lad, but then his eye was caught by the mans... Rat? He decided it looked like a tasty morsel, and ripped it in half with his powerful jaws, devouring the poor creature. When the man was done with the lad, and felt he had been worn out, he turned around to look for his dog. His dog was ded. Instead of being upset at Kong, the asian readied himself for kong, who willingly whipped his woody barrel at the man, the hairless dog long forgotten.

Creativity on point