Name color, or Premium Giveaway! (So, supreme and premiums can enter to!)

[YourPanda]

Hello, So, I am feeling generous today, and I will be doing a giveaway! I will be giving away a premium rank for someone who does not have it already. If you already have premium or supreme, you'll get a colored named of your choice! All I ask of you guys to is leave a funny joke, and check out this thread http://www.mc-market.org/threads/89128/ and leave an appraisal for my server! The winner will be picked on Wednesday next week!

Check list for entering!

- Leave a funny joke
- Appraisal for my server! (Cast a vote)
- And, wait to win!


NOTE: The funnier I think the joke is the better chance you have at winning!


Also, note that I am not buying one person a name color and the rank, I am buying ONE person one or the other. If you are already premium or up, you'll get a colored name, and if you are a new member or a "Default" you'll get premium (Unless you'd rather a colored name instead).


The winner will be contacted via a PM. Good luck, and have fun!

 

[DarkDesigner]

Joke 1: Whatever you do, always give 100% on everything. Unless you are donating blood....
Joke 2: If it’s true that we’re all God’s children – what is so special about Jesus?
Made two jokes i had in mind xD

 

[John]

-=+Math Joke+=-

Where do you stand when it gets cold?
In a corner, it is usually around 90 degrees.

 

[Chearful]

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

MCM administration.

 

[Chearful]

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

Nice copy of mine.

 

[LettuceJr]

WHat does a ghost eat for breakfeast

Goastie Toasties

 

[LettuceJr]

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "My mom died."

He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

Lmao even though I'm blonde

 

[Eqs]

Joke 1: The fact that countries allow their army to go and fight for other countries even though the citizens of that country wont fight to protect it.

 

[YourPanda]

This giveaway is more suspicious than a nun squatting in a cucumber farm.

Lol

 

[Deep]

1. I was reading a book about gravity, I can't put it down.
2. $300-$400

 

[Lyfe]

You.