A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that little Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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Here's my joke: A husband and wife just purchased a new desktop. As they're setting up the password, the husband puts "mypenis". Immediately following, the wife falls on the floor laughing because the computer responded, "Invalid Password: Too Short".
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Omg, that's hilarious! Haha, I think I've heard it somewhere before.
I heard the one you told before as well, what is your point?
The preschool teacher says, Were going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word definitely in a sentence?
Billy replies, The sky is definitely blue.
That's good, Billy says the teacher, but the sky can also be gray.
Sam raises his hand and says, Grass is definitely green.
The teacher says, Thats good Sam, but grass can be brown too.
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, Do farts have lumps in them?
The teacher says No Johnny, why do you ask that?
Little Johnny replies Well, I definitely shit my pants.
Billy replies, The sky is definitely blue.
That's good, Billy says the teacher, but the sky can also be gray.
Sam raises his hand and says, Grass is definitely green.
The teacher says, Thats good Sam, but grass can be brown too.
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, Do farts have lumps in them?
The teacher says No Johnny, why do you ask that?
Little Johnny replies Well, I definitely shit my pants.
Why did the students study on an airplane?
To get a higher education
To get a higher education
Yo mama so ugly that on direction.. TURNED THE OTHER DORECTION
What do you call something with 4 legs, is gray, and has a trunk? A mouse going on vacation
What is the name of the Mexican phone company? Taco bell!
Yo mama so small she committed suicide by jumping off a curb
What's black and white and red Allah over? A newspaper
What do you call something with 4 legs, is gray, and has a trunk? A mouse going on vacation
What is the name of the Mexican phone company? Taco bell!
Yo mama so small she committed suicide by jumping off a curb
What's black and white and red Allah over? A newspaper
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