National Day - Eg, Egg, and Eggie!

[Ted]

Today is National Egg Day!
Isn’t that egg-celent?!

I’m not yolking!​

 

[Ted]

i like scrambled eggs

MONSTER!

 

[Ted]

No. Eggs are to be eaten.
They are used in cakes as well. You like cakes don't you?

;n; stawp it..

 

[Ted]

Some eggs are laid by female animals of many different species, including birds, reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and fish, and have been eaten by humans for thousands of years. Bird and reptile eggs consist of a protective eggshell, albumen, and vitellus, contained within various thin membranes. Wikipedia

Nutrition Facts
Egg, boiled

Amount Per 1 large (50 g)

Calories 78
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 5 g 7%
Saturated fat 1.6 g 8%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.7 g
Monounsaturated fat 2 g
Cholesterol 187 mg 62%
Sodium 62 mg 2%
Potassium 63 mg 1%
Total Carbohydrate 0.6 g 0%
Dietary fiber 0 g 0%
Sugar 0.6 g
Protein 6 g 12%
Vitamin A 5% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 2% Iron 3%
Vitamin D 11% Vitamin B-6 5%
Cobalamin 10% Magnesium 1%

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Of course female animals lay eggs.. They’re job is to breed.

 

[Sloth]

I’m going to eat the eggs I’ve laid this morning in honor of this momentous day.

 

[Sloth]

cannibalism and murder

Fine by me

 

[Jeboh]

I like Century Eggs, yum.

 

[Kuchy]

No. Eggs are to be eaten.
They are used in cakes as well. You like cakes don't you?

I'm a cake

 

[Ted]

What the absolute..

 

[Kuchy]

u kill eggs or are eggs like your dad? or your mom? or both?

uh... I PLEAD THE FIFTH!