Need the best roast against a disrespectful kid on insta

[Safdar]

So, new topic! What do you tell someone who keeps on calling you gay, or 'suck your mom'? (Sorry if this is inappropriate lol. Lmk if it violates the rules here, but this is a common scenario for a lot of peeps )

Kk thx everyone

 

[Steampunk]

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.

 

[Safdar]

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.

n word

These are really bad insults. I want a very good one, very very good. Well i think you guys will get it more if you see the comments yourself lol

 

[Nubbles]

These are really bad insults. I want a very good one, very very good. Well i think you guys will get it more if you see the comments yourself lol

My Fat jokes:
- Tell him he looks like the fucking Pillsbury dough boy
- Tell him he looks like an exercise ball without the exercise

 

[jxhdvn]

use him as a meatshield when ur falling from the balcony

 

[Exelt]

I seriously do not know what your point is, aside you being simply an imbecile you are clearly lacking brain cells and chromosomes. Please head back to the ranch and try to fix the brain tumour that has been inserted in you during your birth when your mother was busy smoking and drinking alcohol cause she thought you were a parasite.

I think this is bad enough i dont know tho.

Inspired from: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COMMUNITY

 

[Sheriff]

Yo guys, so my friends like to start fights on my comments and such, and i just play along.

On my latest posts, where i was standing on a balcony, one of my friends commented saying why didnt i jump, then later on the comments, he mentioned 'kids like you should commit suicide to restore their parents honor'. My sister, who lives abroad in the uk (not tryna flex, just stated cuz its kinda important as suicide is a serious thing there), replied saying that doesnt make him cool or funny. And my comments kept on going and going

So i just wanna get back at him with snth super cool against which he gnna have nth to say, since i have nothing to do anyway lol.

He's fat btw. Just some info im super chill about this btw, just wanted to do smth cool cuz hes like really good with some roasts, and so are u guys

Tell him "Oh and why don't you jump too? ..Oh I missed that your ass is too fat to stand and jump off a balcony"

 

[Safdar]

Tell him "Oh and why don't you jump too? ..Oh I missed that your ass is too fat to stand and jump off a balcony"

Duuuude im laughing sooo hard but i should've asked from you before i commented 'im not a depressed kid like u to jump off'. Is it ok if i always dm you for roasts before i reply to their texts? xD

move fucker, your blocking the sun.

These are things i could tell him at school i guess lol

I seriously do not know what your point is, aside you being simply an imbecile you are clearly lacking brain cells and chromosomes. Please head back to the ranch and try to fix the brain tumour that has been inserted in you during your birth when your mother was busy smoking and drinking alcohol cause she thought you were a parasite.

I think this is bad enough i dont know tho.

Inspired from: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COMMUNITY

use him as a meatshield when ur falling from the balcony

Ill say this if they bring the topic up again, thx

Best roast awards go to jxhdvn and Sheriff :rofl: i wanna keep in touch with you guys in case i need some more insults to burn my friends lool

 

[Ghast]

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[Safdar]

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What did you say? I didnt get to see it

 

[itsAdam4u]

"You should jump first, you'd just bounce back up with your fat bouncy ball body"

 

[Choo]

you should be nice to people

 

[Saddish]

you should be nice to people

where's the fun in that

 

[Choo]

where's the fun in that

you seriously enjoy mocking others for their weight, height, etc?