nine is cheating on his gf

[Cal]

Good point. Time to treat my girlfriend like shit.
(Just Kidding)

Im not kidding.

 

[Cal]

I know. I was kidding about treating my girlfriend like shit.

Wait when tf did I say that. I'm tired AF.

 

[Cal]

You definitely get pussy.

douchebaggery generally works.

 

[Sparko]

Fucking right. Proud to be.

It's better then buying gifts and not getting replies back and taking her out to dinner. At parties it goes right to the action.

yeah roofie > courting

 

[Cal]

My dad's cheating on my mom with our Uncle Dave. Can that story relate to this?

Also, my dad's a weirdo, he touched my little brother (Just wanted to add this in)

well that took a turn for the dark real quick.

 

[Cal]

Just keeping it 100 now.


Women are objects. They were placed on this world to make babies, give men pleasure, cook, clean and do as they're told no further argument needed.

Why do you think thousands of years ago the men went out to hunt while the women stayed to clean and cook?

Women's rights? Wtf is that some type of bible verse?

There is only 1 gender.

 

[Sparko]

Just keeping it 100 now.


Women are objects. They were placed on this world to make babies, give men pleasure, cook, clean and do as they're told no further argument needed.

Why do you think thousands of years ago the men went out to hunt while the women stayed to clean and cook?

Women's rights? Wtf is that some type of bible verse?

I can imagine a feminazi going full on red af reading this lMAO

I'm stealing your last 2 sentences and turning it into a quote

 

[Sparko]

But kids in my van do

only if you actually gave them candy before yknow