NOTASCAM.HOST | 100% LEGIT | *JOKE*

[Nyarrth]

Due to the recent up rise of unregistered companies & reputable hosts, I am making this as a joke with the help of Focus.

Everyone knows that there has been a large amount of "Summer Hosts" and we encourage all customers to do their research before going with a hosting company as it could potentially be a scam. Please do your research and read other reviews of a hosting company you are looking at.

If this is against the rules on MCM please let me know as I looked at the rules & it said nothing about jokes are against them.

 

[Focus.]

Big vouch for these fellas,
All I had to do was email my SSN and parent's credit card info, and they gave me
256MB Minecraft Server for Life!

 

[wavy]

My obesity kicked in when I saw those servers[DOUBLEPOST=1528792839][/DOUBLEPOST]

My obesity kicked in when I saw those servers

*OCD shit...

 

[Nyarrth]

My obesity kicked in when I saw those servers[DOUBLEPOST=1528792839][/DOUBLEPOST]
*OCD shit...

It's actually one of Google's first server racks xD

 

[Satan]

Vouch for this host, it legitimately is the best of them all out there. When I say the best, I mean not even OVH, Google, Amazon AWS can compare to their quality and profound customer service.

 

[Nerdyy]

Due to the recent up rise of unregistered companies & reputable hosts, I am making this as a joke with the help of Focus.

Everyone knows that there has been a large amount of "Summer Hosts" and we encourage all customers to do their research before going with a hosting company as it could potentially be a scam. Please do your research and read other reviews of a hosting company you are looking at.

If this is against the rules on MCM please let me know as I looked at the rules & it said nothing about jokes are against them.

Don't put "joke" in the title, it ruins the joke. I was planning to do a couple of these joke threads similar to this. Now I have inspiration C:<

 

[Focus.]

Quality hosting, I can run a potato on these servers!

haha, noob

I happen to be running two potatoes on my Nigerian server.

 

[Gxdfather]

Vouch! Better than Google's Clouds.

 

[Jake4]

This meme is nearly as good as mzunguhosting.ml

 

[Rouing]

I didnt know this had a thread...

Oh lord.

 

[OliverBZ]

I run the systems from NASA here. Quality & Service 10/10

 

[Rouing]

Yeah all the systems are on pluto.

 

[Focus.]

CONGRATULATIONS TEAM!

I'm proud to announce that we have successfully deployed our quantum datacenter on Pluto.
We're happy to be releasing servers to the public in the near future, however we will require
further support from the public. Therefore, feel more than free to email us your credit card
information, personal address, and social security number!

(joke)