Pickup Lines for 1$

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Thread Title
Pickup Lines for 1$

Prize name
1$ amazon

Requirements and other relevant information
give me 1 good pickup line and ill be giving away amazon cards 1$ 4 winners

End date
Nov 29, 2017

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Yesterday

 

[John]

Do you have a signature? Because every masterpiece has one.

 

[Tusk]

I'm no organ donor but i'd happily give you my heart [DOUBLEPOST=1511172072][/DOUBLEPOST]"Do you mind if I take a picture of you?"
"For what?"
"So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas"

 

[dlange]

this is the saddest fucking thing ive ever seen oml

 

[IceeSmoothiee]

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

 

[Axuk]

Whats the difference between you and the sun? Your hotter.

 

[lavainminecraft]

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

 

[DarthDaFatCow]

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

 

[voiceoverpete]

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

 

[AkaFox]

hi

 

[Splitback]

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on

 

[Scooby]

nice ass