Pitchfork Shop

[BOOP]

Pitchforks! Getch ya pitchforks here! 50c a piece!

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It's just a joke, hints why I put it in the General Discussion area. It's all for the sake of humor I mean no hate to mick or any other members of the staff team.
Regards,
BOOP/Zander/Fallout

 

[/usr/bin/]

wholesale price? i'm planning riot

 

[Picturesque]

Free delivery?

 

[BOOP]

wholesale price? i'm planning riot

About $10, $20 for 5-Minute Delivery.[DOUBLEPOST=1512788194][/DOUBLEPOST]

Free delivery?

Yes

 

[/usr/bin/]

About $10, $20 for 5-Minute Delivery.[DOUBLEPOST=1512788194][/DOUBLEPOST]
Yes

I have Pitchfork Prime, my delivery is free

 

[BOOP]

I have Pitchfork Prime, my delivery is free

Ahh okay $10 then

 

[Picturesque]

I want my delivery to be faster AND more expensive than Pitchfork Prime. Is there any way I can do so?

 

[/usr/bin/]

Ahh okay $10 then

Best I can do is $20 take it or leave it. I'll get my pitchforks somewhere else

 

[BOOP]

I want my delivery to be faster AND more expensive than Pitchfork Prime. Is there any way I can do so?

.5 Second Delivery is only $29.99 extra.[DOUBLEPOST=1512788414][/DOUBLEPOST]

Best I can do is $20 take it or leave it. I'll get my pitchforks somewhere else

I'll take it. send it to [email protected] send me $20 tho fr [email protected] thanks bb

 

[Picturesque]

What type of currencies do you accept besides paypal?

 

[BOOP]

What type of currencies do you accept besides paypal?

None sorry m8. (paypal makes for ezscamming)[DOUBLEPOST=1512788575][/DOUBLEPOST]

None sorry m8. (paypal makes for ezscamming)

woops didn't mean to actually type that uhoh

 

[/usr/bin/]

.5 Second Delivery is only $29.99 extra.[DOUBLEPOST=1512788414][/DOUBLEPOST]
I'll take it. send it to [email protected] send me $20 tho fr [email protected] thanks bb

Disgusting, always trying to lowball me. $30 final offer . This is rape.

 

[BOOP]

Disgusting, always trying to lowball me. $30 final offer . This is rape.

.-. $1k

 

[/usr/bin/]

.-. $1k

I can't believe you have done this

 

[n0tzach]

how much for 5,000? I need to give weapons to my army of vice supporters

*isa joke*

 

[BOOP]

how much for 5,000? I need to give weapons to my army of vice supporters

*isa joke*

50c x 5k.
5% discount per 1000, so..
50c x 5k - 25% =
187500$ USD

 

[n0tzach]

50c x 5k.
5% discount per 1000, so..
50c x 5k - 25% =
187500$ USD

what a bargain, Do you accept Vietnamese Dong?

 

[BOOP]

what a bargain, Do you accept Colombian Peso?

Sure I'll take 187500 colombian pesos.

 

[n0tzach]

Sure I'll take 187500 colombian pesos.

I changed my message, I'm actually looking to pay in Vietnamese Dong [DOUBLEPOST=1512791125][/DOUBLEPOST]screw Colombian pesos

 

[BOOP]

Sure.