PlanetDatecraft 2.3.4.10: for all the lonely virgins

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hey you! are you a lonely piece of shit kid with self-esteem that's so low that you can't talk to real women so you resort to the internet where all the good shit happens.

my new website called planetdatecraft needed some changes and now we're back with planet datecraft 2.69.whateverbullshitversionnumberweareon. we're looking for people that need e-girl female genitals because who the fuck actually has a conversation? are you afraid of catching STD's with your real life girlfriend? well fuck that! be celibate and just date someone online! oh and trust me, if girls don't want you, just know that there are men in the age ranges of 40-70 that want to be with you! let's not wait till your older to be in a committed relationship, every 13 year old needs a girlfriend/boyfriend and that they will be severely depressed if they don't find a companion. even if you are in a relationship with your mineman significant other, it's not like they can cheat on you because they totally love you.

i would know, i've been in a relationship with this beautiful girl that I found from one of those "cam girl" sites and it's been amazing! It's kinda weird that she asks me to send her Amazon gift cards, iTunes gift cards, or buy shit from her Amazon wishlist!

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tbh, i dont really give a shit if anyone online dates but seriously. you're on a minecraft forum and you think your going to find true love? just wait till you find an actual real person to date or just kill yoursel-
 
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the last part of the spoiler is what I had to resort to
 
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