[Premium] Giveaway

[iaminsensible]

Thread Title
[Premium] Giveaway

Prize name
Premium MC-Market

Requirements and other relevant information
All you have to do is write a joke. The best joke will receive Premium.

End date
Oct 2, 2017

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Oct 4, 2017

 

[Hannes]

But what if someone already is premium? Racism at its finest.

 

[iaminsensible]

-.- You can give it to a friend.

 

[SourNoodlePie]

Since I have premium. If I won could I win Supreme? Or 2 name colors?

If you are lost in the woods, remember to
S.T.O.P.

S - sit down

T - think about how screwed you are

O - open your hands and cry into them

P - prepare for a long and painful death

 

[ugotsmashed]

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

 

[iaminsensible]

Naw, it is only for a Premium Rank

 

[Scooby]

Naw, it is only for a Premium Rank

Not even 1 name color?

 

[Zalbus]

Thread Title
[Premium] Giveaway

Prize name
Premium MC-Market

Requirements and other relevant information
All you have to do is write a joke. The best joke will receive Premium.

End date
Oct 2, 2017

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Oct 4, 2017

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W.

 

[Scooby]

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W.

and hand them the L

 

[Avery]

Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.

 

[Picturesque]

Joke:
Jake Paul having 5 mil likes on all his videos.

 

[Whiskey]

OK Ima give two for the memes:

Why did lil' Suzy fall off the swings?

Cause she has no arms.

Knock knock, (you obligatorily reply "Whose there")

not suzy

Another:

So, iaminsensible, think of this black rooster:
How many feet does it have? (you say 2)
How many eyes does it have? (you say 2)
How many wings does it have? (you say 2)

Now think of this white cat:
How many hairs does it have (you say idk)

why do you know more about black cock than white pussy???

 

[Vannia]

I don't know if we can't post images, as I laughed so hard at this, anyway, if it isn't allowed tell me

 

[Modyyy]

100% girls fall in love when boys show their Ferrari or Lamborghini, That's why I'm single...
Also...
Would anyone slap his mother for 1 billion? Well, Your mother will slap you if you didn't slap her for 1 billion...

 

[Rad]

I would really appreciate it if I could win this for my business account to change the name and launch my business.

JOKE
Yo momma's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

 

[Havocked]

Why did 7 ate(8) 9?
Because we're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

 

[iaminsensible]

Giveaway ends in 1 hour.

 

[Kralley]

Doctor: "Do you do sports?"
Patient: "Does sex count?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Patient: "Then no."

 

[Tristen]

My joke: I have no premium