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[Heraldry]

Daym man, its just a joke... But if u wanna know.. It was a suprise attack...

 

[okay]

Enter me

Joke: how do you cook sausages in a jungle?

a: under a gor-rila

Remove yourself from my giveaway please.

 

[okay]

um.. why?

You're not being entered.

 

[okay]

Because it's my giveaway and I don't want to enter him. He's an issue and he thinks he knows it all. I don't like him so I don't want to enter him. End of story,

 

[Renovix]

Enter me for name color (cause I already have premium, like you said in Orig. post).

JOKE: Three men walked into a bar. You'd think the third one would have stopped.

Spoiler: GET IT????

Three men walked into a bar (bar as in steel/metal bar). You'd think the third one would have stopped (as the other two had already walked straight into a bar.)

 

[Blade]

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What do you call a Jewish hiker?

 

[DarkDude]

Enter meh Pls!!!
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

 

[Hobo]

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What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

 

[AngryAsian]

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Joke
What did the kid with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves! Im joking, he hasn't opened it yet.

 

[GolamT313]

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"My PvP Skillz"

 

[tklawl]

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Joke:
Why was the guitarist sent to jail?
For fingering a minor.

 

[Pendejo]

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My dick is sooooo big. It reaches from A-Z on the keyboard.

 

[davdav45]

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Joke:
What did saint say the all the bad girls?

Hoe hoe hoe