Proffesional Writing Services [Cheap - 0.02 cents per word]

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Hello, everyone, I provide proffesional writing services. For a cheap price of 0.02 cents per word, I will write anything - stories, poems, essays, etc., you choose. 50% payment upfront before project is finished.

Below I provide a sample of my writing.​

A Creeper's Love Story
The man I am in love with is a man of few words. I often stalk him at night and his succulent ghastly, pallor skin under his quivering torch. I sometimes wonder if he's even aware of my existence, for he seems so dull, and it would shock me if he even acknowledged me at all. I follow the sound of his footsteps around corners and always stalk him from a distance. As much as I love him and yearn for his affection, our love is unfortunately forbidden by nature, for I am haunted by a dreadful curse. I cannot come near others without triggering the curse, which would kill me and potentially anyone around me. I must keep my distance. I often have nightmares that one day he might wander too close to me and trigger my curse, but still, I love him, and I'd do anything to be with him. He mustn't get close, and I must control my urge and fight my instinct to chase him. The last thing I want to do is fulfill the cycle of nature as all of my ancestors have, but perhaps there is no other wa- I- No, no, no, he's com- KABOOM!

There was a hole in the ground with a bunch of objects scattered all over.​
 
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look I don't wanna be that annoying guy but I believe its professional not proffesional
 

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It just doesn't seem so professional when you miss-spell professional. Pretty sure he's trying to be helpful.
No worries, my freind, I provide professional services. Also you misspelled miss-spell.
 
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classic toxic kid ._.

That's what I'm saying -_-

camdin Just a tip for you buddy. If you want to do writing and claim to do all of it professionally I'd first simply work on your spelling. Based on your messages and replies you don't seem too friendly and a little bit ignorant. Someone genuinely helped you improve and yet you decide to criticize them. In all honesty, I personally agree with the previous posters (Baby Choncc, SUNG, HungryGuy).

Pretty cool story though :tup:
 

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That's what I'm saying -_-

camdin Just a tip for you buddy. If you want to do writing and claim to do all of it professionally I'd first simply work on your spelling. Based on your messages and replies you don't seem too friendly and a little bit ignorant. Someone genuinely helped you improve and yet you decide to criticize them. In all honesty, I personally agree with the previous posters (Baby Choncc, SUNG, HungryGuy).

Pretty cool story though :tup:
Thank you for your concerns. I assure you however that my spelling is top notch. I have never had a dissatisfied customer. I treat everyone only with the utmost respect, which is the golden rule of life.

If i understand correctly you want to be paid 1 cent for every hundred words
100 words is only $2 right now, I currently offer a discount since I am new here. It is very cheap.

And it is spelled frend in Middle English, freund in German, freend in Scottish. Point being we mustn't get tangled in a dreadful semantics argument over prescriptivist rules which are subjective and change as languages evolve and expand into different dialects. All that matters is that you understood. And I assure you my writing will abide by colloquial rules and there will be no spelling mistakes in my essays or projects I work on. I always proofread before sending to customer. This is just a forums.
 

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What[DOUBLEPOST=1617424902][/DOUBLEPOST]At this point, no one cares about how you spell words or how cheap your service is. The way you say "You understood what it meant, so the meaning is not changed" to someone who was trying to point out your mistake seemed quite rude and kind of unnecessary. It can be easily avoided by saying "Thanks for the correction!" and actually fixing your mistake. That way, not only will you look professional, you will also be perceived as someone with a good attitude.
The way you defended your blatant mistake rather than acknowledging it shows that you're a defensive person even if you're in the wrong. Right now, your attitude is endangering your service. Even if you say you have never had a dissatisfied customer, everyone in MC-M will look at this thread, see your cocky attitude, and find someone better, even if it costs them more or not as good of a writer as you.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. Being nice doesn't cost you a penny. Try to become a nicer person before you can make another nicer thread :tup:
 
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What[DOUBLEPOST=1617424902][/DOUBLEPOST]At this point, no one cares about how you spell words or how cheap your service is. The way you say "You understood what it meant, so the meaning is not changed" to someone who was trying to point out your mistake seemed quite rude and kind of unnecessary. It can be easily avoided by saying "Thanks for the correction!" and actually fixing your mistake. That way, not only will you look professional, you will also be perceived as someone with a good attitude.
The way you defended your blatant mistake rather than acknowledging it shows that you're a defensive person even if you're in the wrong. Right now, your attitude is endangering your service. Even if you say you have never had a dissatisfied customer, everyone in MC-M will look at this thread, see your cocky attitude, and find someone better, even if it costs them more or not as good of a writer as you.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. Being nice doesn't cost you a penny. Try to become a nicer person before you can make another nicer thread :tup:
I do not see how that is rude. I did not insult him or act like a asshole. I said that the meaning of the word is not changed so its not that big of a deal. That is the simple truth, which apparently is hard for a lot of people here to handle.

If anyone was rude, he was rude by trying to passively damage the reputation of my service by unnecessarily pointing out a spelling mistake like a Nazi. He could have private messaged me but chose not to. And you are being rude too now. Maybe stop thinking everyone's out to get you and and learn basic linguistics and grammar. Now stop posting on my thread.

I offer 1 vouch copy free of charge for anyone who doubts my abilities as a proffessional writer. PM me to claim this one time offer.
 
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I do not see how that is rude. I did not insult him or act like a asshole. I said that the meaning of the word is not changed so its not that big of a deal. That is the simple truth, which apparently is hard for a lot of people here to handle.

If anyone was rude, he was rude by trying to passively damage the reputation of my service by unnecessarily pointing out a spelling mistake like a Nazi. He could have private messaged me but chose not to. And you are being rude too now. Maybe stop thinking everyone's out to get you and and learn basic linguistics and grammar. Now stop posting on my thread.

I offer 1 vouch copy free of charge for anyone who doubts my abilities as a proffessional writer. PM me to claim this one time offer.
Proves my point even further. I was being nice and this person still has the same unchanged attitude. For anyone who's interested in this person's service, make sure to thoroughly read the entire post before making a deal. Not doubting their writing skills, but I extremely doubt they'll change their attitude moving forward.[DOUBLEPOST=1617429598][/DOUBLEPOST]
AHEM LMAO OKAY CALLING PEOPLE NAZIS IS OKAY APPARENTLY LMAO
Oh Trovvie is also a writer, but with a kind heart :whistle:
 
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100 words is only $2 right now, I currently offer a discount since I am new here. It is very cheap.

Pretty sure there are other people that do it cheaper than this and they don't misspell simple words like 'friend' and 'professional'. It is like you aren't even willing to put in enough effort to use a simple thing like spell check, or even grammarly. If you are coming here trying to give a service, actually give the service instead of making a half-arsed thread with a spelling mistake in the TITLE. It just makes you look a bit stupid, and shows that you can't write properly meaning that your service will not be at the highest standard. The way you are acting towards people just trying to help once again shows that you are unable to take criticism or handle changes that a customer may want, so why would someone even think about giving you a chance if that is the response they get if they ask you to change something. I would think about apologising and putting this behind you or consider attempting to distance yourself from this thread entirely otherwise it will just show how bad of a person you are.
 

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And to think that a simple and nice reply like "Oh, sorry about that! Thank you for the correction! I'll make sure to not repeat spelling mistakes going forward!" could've prevented all of this...
Is it that hard to be a nice person? Jeepers...
 
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