Rap battle the post above yours;

[Improper]

We can only hope that the thread trashers and witchhunters of this forum will stay away,

Ill start it up
show you this pie chart
of my art
you know Im doin my part
on my sleve is my heart
but I aint no sweetheart
so boy you can shut it

I hit shit like 64-bit
way back to 8-bit
I transmit
my message
then throw a fit
over some shit
my bills are counterfit
but Im a hypocrite
and I do not permit
you to sit in the cockpit
get out, Ill hit you lickety split
switch ya outfit then reverse that shit
slit ya wrist then get ya girl like base hit
shes basic
now Im usin stretch rhymes
break you down like enzymes
fuck your crimes
I aint got time for that bullshit
do I gotta say it a hundred times
for this bitch to understand
to shut his wind chime?
well oftentimes
I sit around and just wonder
why these boys think they can rapp all they do is blunder
I bring the thunder
then put you under
back to my bunker
your shit is wack
like an irrational number
Fuck this syllable
move on spit shit biblical
analytical
admittable
quizzical
mirical
lyrical
cynical
critical
unforgivable
Yall are prototypical
and stereotypical
aint got bars like me
so just flee
I spit it for free
I got the Key~

Welp that was what came off the top of my head so if yall wanna try to beat me, Go ahead (;

 

[Yeti]

spit a stick
nuclear hedgehog
get mogged
in the fog
by a dog
who ate a frog

 

[MostlySnakes]

Mom's spaghetti
*drops mic*

 

[Occupy]

Listen up Yeti,
your rhymes are weak,
my rhymes are sleek.
I don't normally spit bars,
but when I do I smoke a damn cigar.
Gimme dat boost,
I'm gonna get yo' mom seduced,
see me now, I'm calm like a hawk roost.
I'm sippin' on beer and gin,
thinking about who next I'm gonna skin.
Don't judge me,
or I'm gonna sacrifice like that god damn buzz bee.
I'm rockin a clean sheet,
me and ma niggas, we don't cheat
rockin this cash then we send out a sweet tweet.

Improper
What, you are Arnold wannabe saying get to the chopper?
Don't talk shit
I'm not a copper
but I know how to deal with you poor ass pauper
You couch jumping, like an autistic grasshopper
so f**k off, we don't you and yo shitty rhymes coming back here
so do us all a favour.
and disappear

I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE IN THIS RAP, IT WAS ALL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSE. SORRY!

 

[Improper]

Listen up Yeti,
your rhymes are weak,
my rhymes are sleek.
I don't normally spit bars,
but when I do I smoke a damn cigar.
Gimme dat boost,
I'm gonna get yo' mom seduced,
see me now, I'm calm like a hawk roost.
I'm sippin' on beer and gin,
thinking about who next I'm gonna skin.
Don't judge me,
or I'm gonna sacrifice like that god damn buzz bee.
I'm rockin a clean sheet,
me and ma niggas, we don't cheat
rockin this cash then we send out a sweet tweet.

Improper
What, you are Arnold wannabe saying get to the chopper?
Don't talk shit
I'm not a copper
but I know how to deal with you poor ass pauper
You couch jumping, like an autistic grasshopper
so f**k off, we don't you and yo shitty rhymes coming back here
so do us all a favour.
and disappear

I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE IN THIS RAP, IT WAS ALL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSE. SORRY!

Listen up grumpy cat
your a fuckin brat
so knock it off with the chitchat
before you fall flat
and hit the doormat
you scared to be looked at
like a fruitbat
wearin a straw hatt
your shit aint fat
your a fuckin democrat
I crack
bat and
splat your brains on a wall with my gat
you little naked mole rat.

Other than that
your just a big cat
not a bobcat
killed easily like a gnat
come back with the second attack
click clack back
now look back in your knapsack
or your backpack whatever you call it
here I go with the it again
Go through like a drill bit
you might as well submit
before you get your wrist slit
your unfit
so get out of the tar pit
who said you could have a building permit?

 

[InsertNameHere]

They call you AJ cos you got a JJ
An there ain't no payday
when your moma jackin' off to fuckin hay day? XD

 

[Occupy]

Listen up grumpy cat
your a fuckin brat
so knock it off with the chitchat
before you fall flat
and hit the doormat
you scared to be looked at
like a fruitbat
wearin a straw hatt
your shit aint fat
your a fuckin democrat
I crack
bat and
splat your brains on a wall with my gat
you little naked mole rat.

Other than that
your just a big cat
not a bobcat
killed easily like a gnat
come back with the second attack
click clack back
now look back in your knapsack
or your backpack whatever you call it
here I go with the it again
Go through like a drill bit
you might as well submit
before you get your wrist slit
your unfit
so get out of the tar pit
who said you could have a building permit?

I'm proud to be a democrat,
it means I have a view
i'm not one manipulated record track
the only reason you quote me is to get you views,
you one poor ass boy, doing bj's for shit shoes
i became a grumpy cat,
the first time I saw your rhyme,
Hillary saying this and that,
bullshit, like your rhymes you twat.


How old are you? 2?
You seem mentally abused.
Now I'm signing out.
GL and peace!
Boom!

 

[SandyBlox]

You suck
Like a duck

 

[Occupy]

You suck
Like a duck

well listen up, I don't give a fuck.

 

[InsertNameHere]

I should rap these with a beat XDD #Viral_Video

 

[Yeti]

Listen up Yeti,
your rhymes are weak,
my rhymes are sleek.
I don't normally spit bars,
but when I do I smoke a damn cigar.
Gimme dat boost,
I'm gonna get yo' mom seduced,
see me now, I'm calm like a hawk roost.
I'm sippin' on beer and gin,
thinking about who next I'm gonna skin.
Don't judge me,
or I'm gonna sacrifice like that god damn buzz bee.
I'm rockin a clean sheet,
me and ma niggas, we don't cheat
rockin this cash then we send out a sweet tweet.

Improper
What, you are Arnold wannabe saying get to the chopper?
Don't talk shit
I'm not a copper
but I know how to deal with you poor ass pauper
You couch jumping, like an autistic grasshopper
so f**k off, we don't you and yo shitty rhymes coming back here
so do us all a favour.
and disappear

I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE IN THIS RAP, IT WAS ALL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSE. SORRY!

nuclear hedgehog
grumpy cat died
vladimir putin stabbed in the eyes
again stop trying
yeti rippin sphagetti serengeti rossetti perfeeti sweaty pareti aimetti betty familigeeti kill u all like guglielmetti (double points for metaphor and allusion)
u ain't ready

*takes bow*

 

[Occupy]

nuclear hedgehog
grumpy cat died
vladimir putin stabbed in the eyes
again stop trying
yeti rippin sphagetti serengeti rossetti perfeeti sweaty pareti aimetti betty familigeeti kill u all like guglielmetti (double points for metaphor and allusion)
u ain't ready

*takes bow*

Lol when you copy your other rap

 

[Yeti]

Lol when you copy your other rap

what are you even talking about?

 

[Occupy]

what are you even talking about?

you know exactly what I'm on about. Your edit was bad btw.

nuclear hedgehog

nuclear hedgehog

 

[Yeti]

you know exactly what I'm on about. Your edit was bad btw.

:tup:

 

[Occupy]

:tup:

Don't worry, I've still got it on my quote.