Rap Battle Thread

[madman_H]

im sorry,
i just spit balls and go hard

YOU SPIT BALLS LOLOLLO

think u meant bars there xD

 

[Koala]

YOU SPIT BALLS LOLOLLO

think u meant bars there xD

Both.

You get me m8?
mine normally schrink tho...

 

[Jake]

I can actually rap that if it counts..
yeah. Can't freestyle for shit though.

 

[Koala]

Yo my name is Ted
I fucked Jeff
I got cheap weed
I sell it to da people

I already won this battle.

Your name is teddy,
But your arms are like spaghetti!
Saying you sell weed,
Ur probably a guy from TechSupport called Rajeed!

 

[madman_H]

ggwp.

 

[Ilxsiion]

You are so dumb
That you suck your thumb
You got a bit of a tit and
You crit your friend's armpit so much that
he told you to slit and got you hit by a car, so far from the bar.
You fuck a duck in a truck to get some tuck.
You think you get fame but you just get flame and blame when you try to tame.
You were born in a tray and you live in hay.
Ohhhhhh rekt (jk I suck, sorry, took me a minute to make up rip)

 

[Produce]

They call you Illusion because that's all your career is
You ain't even old enough to drive, you can't steer kid
You think you can rap, but really, all you do is fap, I'm writing this shit while I take a fucking crap, my verse hits you like a slap just like I did to your mom when she sat her ass on this lap.
Ilxsiion Doge Style PC1 madman_H

My raps are so lyrical.
Bitch so god damn subliminal.
im like a lycrical slayer of the night.
your raps so weak you cant even fight.
they will all call you Lil Uzi
my lyrics so tight. your a flash back your lyrics are so slack.
this bitch thinks he has more heart than me.
but my lyrics are like a bullet through your artery.

 

[Produce]

Yeah they call me Flash, so does your mom when we smash. You know what, your just some fucking white trash, better dash before I crash and leave you burnt in the ash. Word.

this bitch backs up with his one line puns.
but watch this while I slap both his mom buns.
he calls me white trash but hey im purley class.
kids rhyms so weak he belongs In school.
watch this joker 1 line looking like a fool.
imma line him up to slay down this bitch.
he's kneeling down on the floor to lick my boot. he's a snitch.
they call you flash because your over and done with.
heck your so weak its like you never even started.

 

[Produce]

U can only put that video if u didnt try and rap

They call him sipping
But secretly he is just slipping and tripping.
Raps so unstable don't need to even dis him.
My raps so sharp I might as well whip him
His dad wishes he used better contraseptive.
While his mom thinks she's a fat anorexic XD

 

[Produce]

AIGHT AIGHT HERE WE GO

COMIN INTO THE RING, HIS NAME IS SUKKA
WHATS THAT? YOU WANT TO FIGHT MUTHA FUKKA
THE ONE MAN STRAIGHT FROM JAPAN
THE LAND OF NIHON, SENDING TEXTS TO YOUR BITCHES CELL PHONE
I GET NUDES EVERY DAY ON SNAP CHAT
YO ASS BROWSIN MCM, MOM SEES THE TEXT CHAT
SEES MY PROFILE PICTURE SHES LIKE "OOO DAMN I TAPPED THAT"
IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MYRICAL QUEERICAL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SPIRITUAL
IM NOT A RAPPER
NOT A CRACKER
NOT A FLIP FLOP MACKER
P DIDDY PADDLED DAT WHAPPER
CHRIS BROWN BOXED YOUR ASS LIKE RHYNNA
NIGGA U SO GAY PLOUNDERIN YOUR ASS WITH A BANANA
DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN
CANT SEE BECAUSE IM DROWNING IN GREEN

NOW IM GOING TO LEAVE THIS THREAD
eating my microwave lean quisine

First you taught you'd be smart to be a sukka?
He dropped the mic and ran off realising his mom's a $5 dicksucker.
So I assume that makes me the literal definition of motherfucker.
He says he is drowning in green, he means mould
Birch played his last hand now it's time for his fold.
It's like I'm playing poker.
My dick in your mom. OH SIT I WOKE HER.
Now run along little bitch.
Raps so short you gone from sukka to titch[DOUBLEPOST=1444026340,1444026238][/DOUBLEPOST]

Long verse...
no fire

"Raps so sharp" ???
You a liar

That short ass verse,
just ended your career

Abracadabra
Ill make ur life dissappear

*I'm not a rapper*

Birch with his 1 lines. He thinks they give hype.
This wack as nasty he even smells ripe.
So go take a shower and go write a rhym.
Come back bitch when you don't waste my time!

 

[Koala]

Yeah they call me Flash, so does your mom when we smash.

#30secondjob

 

[Produce]

#30secondjob

#likehismom