ROAST ME ($1 f&f prize)

[Marth]

Thread Title
ROAST ME ($1 f&f prize)

Prize name
1$ via paypal f&f

Requirements and other relevant information
Be a registered mcm user.

I took this idea from Titanic

Roast me as hard as you can... doesn't have to pertain exactly to me since none of you know me irl. Winner chosen once my feelings are hurt, or in 2 days on the 20th. (I'm in France]

End date
Jul 19, 2016

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

 

[Marth]

The end date is 20th of July, it says 19th on accident soz.

 

[YosemiteOG]

Your profile picture reminds me of fucking pocoyo

 

[Mumzel]

What's the difference between you and Harry potter?

He gets all de hoes

 

[Yuno]

yo fehni you think you have swag but all ya really have is internet lag
rektrektrekt

 

[Jake]

i'd roast you but i think you'd rather me spitroast your gay ass smh, long necked nig looking like et over here, cant phone home tho bc both your parents dropkicked your autistic ass out the window lmao

do i win?

 

[Blowns]

Ok faggotni, you're 18 years old and participating in a Minecraft forum. Go outside for once, maybe download Pokemon Go or something you no life piece of shit. You bought a clash of clans account, which makes everything worse. You spent money on an account for a game made for 13 year olds, from someone else on a Minecraft forum.

Now onto your cringy posts.

Are you sniping with bot or manually?

Nerd much? Methods of sniping?

Hi, i'm fehni. I have joined mcm quite recently, and am enjoying my time here. Lets get roight intooo the newss.

So today, I decided that I wanted to buy me a coc account for my own enjoyment. If you have any other offers just drop it down so I can review it.

Thank you for reading. Glws on mcm.

Nice dude. Enjoy your time on a Minecraft forum faggot. Let's also band wagon keemstar and say his faggotrocity of an intro. I already covered the CoC part, which is also pretty sad. And no, thank you for wasting my time reading that garbage. Good luck with getting scammed on this Minecraft forum you queer.

Hey whats up my dudes, my name is fehni, gamertag fehniOG, and im kinda bored so im making this thread now...

I live in cali, amurica, and i want to move to nyc or london soon. Im a city boy.

Ive been playing minecraft for 3 and a half years now, and i love server development and management. Never got too into programming or coding, just not my thing.

I did graphic design for a year or two or so, never got to the point where i wanted to, so i dropped it. Nice to have the experience though.

I started playing csgo about a year ago, and ima just say that i got up to dmg before i started falling. I play for fun, not seriously as i used to.

I came on mcmarket mainly for utility in order to run and modify my server network. I hope to grow a community rather than just players. Its been a small dream of mine for a couple years now. After multiple attempts, i know pretty much everything i need to. Its been a tiresome, often tedious journey. Failing is the best way to succeed anyway.

I like american food, maybe because thats just what im used to, but certain foods of different ethnic backgrounds are just fine as well. Food is great. So is root beer, i have an obsession for that.

I really love edm, but theres some rap and pop that appeals to me. I dont like anything too heavy, but i enjoy melodic pieces the best.

Sports, eh, basketball is pretty fun but im more dedicated to running and track and field pretty much. I want to prove to others that im capable of doing things much more than they think. No one at school really cares who you are unless they can benefit from you in some way, even if its just popularity (besides friends).

I have my understanding in life and im usually worried or stressed about my future. I like to be prepared. I also dont want to die, but life is unpredictable.

Video games in general have been a thing that i played only to beat others. Its kind of a problem, but thats what minecraft is for. I dont play uhc or pvp competitively, its the fun aspect that really counts. Perhaps thats why ive been playing it the longest.

Anyways thats all from me right now. Have a good day!

Cheers

Wow, "Hey whats up my dudes". And thank you, I didn't know your name was fehni because it's not right beside the post or anything. Also, thanks for reminding me how stupid your username is. Same with your gamertag. Fucking stupid and not OG at all. Cali Amurica. Nice dude. Amurica, LMAO XD. You've been playing Minecraft for 3 and a half years. That statement speaks for itself, only you've decided to be even more engaged by registering to a Minecraft forum full of people like you. I'm sure your graphic designs were awesome! One to two years, wow. Awesome. But you dropped it because you play Minecraft all day and have no life nor skills whatsoever.

I'm just not going to waste anymore of my time with you. Have a fun day on a Minecraft forum faggot




dont take this seriously

 

[Concur]

You're a pineapple